carpenter grip

When a girl is blowing you and you grab your dick like a hammer and pound her head with it.

I was getting a bad blowjob so I gave her the carpenter grip.

by Fruit Thimble May 4, 2019

grip

could be a gun,a wuss,a football,stick literally, a guys chili, glue.

par grab the grip

by rerock4220 October 30, 2023

That Grips

Something "Grips" when it totally nails it, is bitchin', hot, awesome, tight, and totally nails it! When something "Grips" it's the total opposite of something that "Slips".

"Those new sunglasses Grip!"
"Did you see that kickflip?! That kid Grips!"
A friend says he/she had an insane time traveling in Fiji - to which you can "That Grips!"

by concyse December 26, 2025

The students grip

Sticking a long pencil sown the end of your dick with the tip facing outwards. You then have to write an entire essay without the teacher noticing. If your teacher does notice they get to shove as much stationary down the end of your dick as they please.

"Jacob, are you doing the students grip?"
"Yeah"
"Well I caught you, you know what that means now"
*teacher proceeds to stuff 7 pencils down the end of Jacob's schlong*

by Bath blaster January 11, 2022

shit-grip

when the shit that you're shitting is so big and uncomfortable that your toes involuntarily grip the the floor.

Bob: damn bro, that was a massive shit
Wade: yeah, i was shit-gripping
(they then started making out aggressively)

by BALLMAN4 July 7, 2023

it's gripped

When a plan is made and agreed.

Dad: Do you want to come for a roast tomorrow at half 1?

Son: Yeah sounds good dude :)

Dad: Cool, it's gripped.

by houseofcleary July 6, 2016

nip grip

When you're bangin and sweaty and your nips stick to hers

That was fun yesterday, especially when we had a nip grip!

by rainbowdingdong June 11, 2016