mother is mothering but it's a guy.
person 1: what do you think about Ruston Kelly's new album?
person 2: i'm listening to it right now, father is fathering!!
person 2: i'm listening to it right now, father is fathering!!
by thethreefourzeroseven June 16, 2023

It is only the male that has contributed to the realization of one or more pregnancies through his genetic material.
by Yornol April 6, 2023

by tfredgvwbxhgus November 4, 2022

A human, male figure that 99% of the time innocently walks away from their wife (human, woman figure) and their child (sometimes they have one) and tells them "I'll be quick I'm just getting some milk"
by YourDadLeftU November 28, 2023

It's DJ Khaled. You'd probably already know that though due to how much he shoves it down your throat.
Person: Oh hey, I think I've seen you before. Who are you again?
DJ Khaled: IT'S THE FATHER OF ASAAAAHDDDDDDDDD (ASAHD) (ASAHD) another one.
Person: Uhhh.. cool? I know you're the father of asahd but what is your actual name?
DJ Khaled: DJ KHAALEDDD! WE THA BEST MUSI-
Person: Just shut up.
DJ Khaled: IT'S THE FATHER OF ASAAAAHDDDDDDDDD (ASAHD) (ASAHD) another one.
Person: Uhhh.. cool? I know you're the father of asahd but what is your actual name?
DJ Khaled: DJ KHAALEDDD! WE THA BEST MUSI-
Person: Just shut up.
by Shitacious November 11, 2020

by headgiver3000 November 20, 2023
