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phase shark

In US Air Force tech schools, (as of the mid 2000s) there is a "phase" system, wherein the longer you have been in tech school, the more freedoms and privileges you have.

A "phase shark" is someone who hangs around with people in a lower phase than they are in the hopes of scoring with them when they finally have enough freedom to (reasonably and without breaking any laws) have sex. It is usually the guys who are guilty of phase sharking, due to them vastly outnumbering women in the military.

The term almost always has derogatory connotations. I suspect a lot of that comes from people who are jealous that they didn't think to start hitting on that hot 1st phaser sooner themselves.

It's somewhat akin to an upperclassman dating freshmen.
"The main way I got laid in tech school was by phase sharking"

"Christ that guy is such a blatant phase shark!"
by ex-phase-shark December 30, 2007
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Trump The Shark

To do or say something rashly before realizing it could be interpreted as racist.
Dashon: Do you want to want to play basketball with us?
Keith: Nah, I could never play as well as one of you guys.
Dashon: "You guys"?
Keith: Sorry, I didn't mean to Trump The Shark on that one, I mean as well as you and your athlete friends.
by Rwhite84 July 5, 2016
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shark face

The face a man makes before an orgasm, precedes o face.
"Oh honey I'm gonna cum... uuuuuggghhhh... uuuuhhh... i'm cumming... oh honey <makes shark face>, oh, here i cum... oh <makes o face>... "
by listrifish February 17, 2007
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pool shark

1. a person who plays a really good game of pool
2. a band from Southern Ontario.
3. a song by the band Sublime
1. man that guy is a pool shark!
2. have you heard the new poolshark song?
3. "lying in my plastic bed, thinking how things weren't so cool to me"
by nickissoawesome November 22, 2006
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Poop Shark

A phrase used to describe a certain type of person. This person is usually tall and gangly and may suffer from slight mental retardation. They usually have curly hair and most would describe them as a big dumb faggot. Many of the P-sharks listen to hip-hop music and are characterized as wiggers. These types of poop sharks may have a Jheri curl. Some famous poop sharks include Jon Heder(Napoleon Dynamite), Screech(Dustin Diamond) , and Rosie O'Donnel.
Korie Mooreland is such a douche! He must have got his degree in poop sharkology.

I can't believe that faggot! he is such a Poop Shark!
by Doug Wenticoff December 7, 2006
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Shark Attack

The act of recieving oral sex, and unexpectedly recieving teeth in the process
(Jessica) What's on your junk Kobe?

(Kobe) That blowjob Zane gave me last night. . . . total Shark Attack
by CARBURNETMMINGSATON October 17, 2009
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Shark Tank

HP Pavilion, in San Jose. Home of the NHL's San Jose Sharks, is better known as "the shark tank" or "the tank".

The always energetic crowd reflects their love of the Sharks and is always willing to get them fired up.
The Shark Tank was booming after the fight finished.
by sjsharkattack March 8, 2009
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