Parker

Parker's, Normally very Tall, Athletic, and Sexy. Girls call him the Long Dong Silver, He's very good in bed but only gets with the sexiest woman. Very good at football and very physical as well that's why the girls love him. Lastly Parker's are very hardworking and driven in life, They are one of a kind.

Man Parker is truly a unit< wish I was like him.

by The Beef Curtain Punisher April 11, 2024

Farmer parker

Someone called Joshua parker with yellow and very little teeth

Hi farmer parker

by ChsBruce May 13, 2018

Parker Coulson

In a word-amazing. One of a kind, loves to flirt, hates hispanics, and lives to hack facebook statuses. She is loyal to the end, but will burn you down if you don't live up to her standards. You want her on your team. Also, likes Mexican food and Popsicles. Breaks easily so handle with care.

Look at that bitch in the convertible with eyelashes. Such a Parker Coulson move.

Two men willing to fight to the death? Must be a Parker Coulson

by parkk December 9, 2012

Skeeter Parker

Someone who shoots figurative webs of cum, either often or in great quantity

Whoa, take it easy there, Skeeter Parker! Save some jizz for the hookers in Reno

by Richard Penis November 5, 2019

bamf Peter Parker

Bad ass mother fucker Peter Parker

Archive of our own tag

Hey do you read bamf Peter Parker?
Yeah I love bamf Peter Parker!

by 🌸💖🌺 January 9, 2024

Parker

Parker is a terrible person that is a man ho and try’s to cheat on u with ur best friend but they reject him because he is super ugly ,has a dry personality, and oh yeah is dating ur friend

Girls friend:adds Parker on sc

Parker: is dating girl
Parker:hits on girls friend
Girl:breaks up with him
Parker: wonders why she left him

by Fuck parker May 9, 2019

Parker Walton

The true definition of a fuck boy. Thinks he is a chick magnet, when really he’s a dick fagget. Has a huge ego. Thinks his shit don’t stink. & Is great at ruining good things when he has one.

Parker Walton is a man whore

by A33b44c55 December 13, 2017