Monday

Monday is a day in a month probably the most looked down upon on for “school” and “Bad Feel’s” and I agree that’s pretty much all.

Ugh it’s Monday …
Mom: WAAAKE UPPPP
Also Mom: go to zoom
NoooooOoOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Α January 26, 2022

The Monday Morning

When your boyfriend walks into your shared bedroom and you’re asleep next to a mischievous Tijuana street dog and a half full street hat!

Yeah.. I missed two days of work after The Monday Morning! This could literally have happen to anyone.

by Wall-I October 21, 2021

Monday

Monday is "Maid dress Monday" so go get your maid dress and if you dont have one go and get one and put it on.

Friend: Hey go put your maid dress on now!

Other friend: Why?

Friend: Because its maid dress Monday now go!

by Tamara1268 October 30, 2021

Monday

The day you are not allowed to be broken up with on.

Boy: I'm breaking up with you
Girl: You can't it's a Monday

by thehoneyofthebees November 1, 2021

Monday

My bus driver is the definition of Monday.

"I hate Monday"

by IOnceRoamedTheEarth September 9, 2021

Margot Monday

Turning that Monday frown upside down by sharing pics and gifs of the goddess Margot Robbie on social media.

“Yo, did you see that Margot Monday tweet?? Daaamn son, she is hot!!”

by Starfire Lounge September 27, 2021

National Dick Pic Mondays

It is a day that takes place every single Monday. The meaning of this day is to take a picture of your dick and send it to at least one person. If the other person sends you one back then you will have good luck for the whole week. If the other person does not send you one back, then you will have bad luck for the entire week until Friday. Saturday is a luck-roulette! This day has recently been invented and in my opinion a day to see if you can trust your friends!

Jacob didn't participate in National Dick Pic Mondays with me so now I have bad luck for the rest of the week!

by The Week-Day Maker July 20, 2021