Monday

Monday is the 1st day of the week and start of the Work week, AKA the day Everyone needs coffee.

People hate it but let's be honest If it didn't exist then we would all hate Tuesday instead.

'Oh no It's Monday.'

by The_Actual_Definition March 15, 2023

menace Monday

One day a week where you can be a menace without being called a jerk. Put your black airforces on a go be a menace.

Today is menace Monday you better watch out because I'm not being nice today

by Its_just_joshie November 22, 2021

Monday

The day that you finally realize that you don't have to die to go to hell.

me: What is this place, hell?
friend: You gave the answer yourself!
me: Am I dead?
friend: No, it's Monday...

by Bloesem May 24, 2018

Mog Monday Rollies

A weekly competition in the Imogen Temult Fan Club Discord server where participants roll a D20 die to decide who becomes the "Mog Pog of the Week" (a title granted to the participant who rolled the highest number). In case of a tie, the tied participants roll again to see who has the highest result.

A Natural 1 for Mog Monday Rollies? What else did you expect from the Mog die?

by MVNG0 February 13, 2024

Monday-Ish

(Verb) Feeling in a tired, somewhat down mood. Groggy, lost, annoyed.

"Hey, how are you today?"
"Monday-ish *yawn*."

by hhiii December 9, 2016

Next Monday

A thing that will never happen.

Jedd's going on a date 'next Monday'.

by Louie Gooner August 3, 2025

Musky Mondays

to brighten up your dim mondays, you spend the day praising the lord Elon and post pictures of him all day.

bro ive been looking forward to musky mondays since saturday

by yummylad December 3, 2018