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Tap tit monday

As there is a slap ass Friday, there is now a tap tit Monday all you do is tap their tit (if they are a girl)
“Hey Sarah!” *taps tit*

“Ow what was that for?!”
It’s tap tit Monday!”
mugGet the Tap tit mondaymug.

Mullet Monday

A mixture of Monster Energy , Lemon , and habanero pepper juice
Aw man , monday was rough. I started my day with a mullet monday
by anonymous May 19, 2021
mugGet the Mullet Mondaymug.

Miami Monday Money

It’s like normal Monday money, expect it’s doubled. We in Miami bitch.
Like Monday money but in Miami. Miami Monday money.
by anonymous February 3, 2025
mugGet the Miami Monday Moneymug.

Monday

A day in the week.
Also known as the worst day in the whole week.
Mike: I have to go back to work on Monday.
Adam: fucking hell, that sucks.
by peepeepoopoo2101 March 22, 2022
mugGet the Mondaymug.

Monday

My bus driver is the definition of Monday.
"I hate Monday"
by IOnceRoamedTheEarth September 9, 2021
mugGet the Mondaymug.

mineta Monday

Person 1:◡̈⋆🄷🄴🅈(●’◡’●)ノ happy mineta monday!

Person 2:What's mineta day?!?

Person 1:Oh! It's national eat a grape day! It happens every Monday
by Buttercup_9999 October 26, 2020
mugGet the mineta Mondaymug.

monday

i hate mondays. I was recently in jail and a friend said that mondays are niggers for 5 months solid we used the word mondays to talk shit about them right in front these ignorant fucks
by doja303 October 26, 2017
mugGet the mondaymug.

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