porter on a monday

Nothing feels important

I feel like porter on a Monday

by Xeñon February 20, 2018

le' monday

adjective: the feeling you get when all you want to do is flip a table.

Employee 1: Hey man, did you F**CKIN' hear what Tony said at that meeting?"
Employee 2: *sigh* yea man.. le' monday vibes

by le'monday September 22, 2020

repercussion monday

The Monday after a company's holiday party when details of the party's shenanigans spread throughout the office. Repercussion Monday is one of HR's busiest days with multiple closed door meetings.

Did you see Jim and the new intern at the holiday party? They were so wasted they probably won't even know what to expect when HR calls them in for a meeting on Repercussion Monday.

by Chukarhunter December 11, 2017

Sunday Monday

You continuously go to church and act good on sunday, then monday go back to your normal, theiving, pot smoking self.

"Man that kid comes to church every Sunday", "yeah, but hes a real Sunday Monday"

by 5689 September 10, 2012

Moonshine Monday

The day of the week when people (specifically college students) Drink a homemade brew of alcohol.

Yo its Moonshine Monday get out that brew you have under your bed!

by Beagle Love April 8, 2009

Monday Night Mami

Noun-The Rhea Ripley show. Aka Monday Night Raw. Airs 8pm eastern time. The best day of the week because the women's world champion Rhea Ripley runs the show and mami is always 🔛🔝 💯

"Hey bro you got any plans after work?"
"Nah but you're more than welcome to come over and watch MONDAY NIGHT MAMI!"

by rheamoshpit November 6, 2023

Schlada Monday

After a night out you and the boys (hungover as fuck) take a trip to the nearest mexican restaurant to grab yourself some chicken enchiladas (aka schladas).

Ayyy boys its schlada monday baby. Lfg

by SPunkyxxx July 11, 2022