Catch-69

When you can’t have sex because your partner is mad, but your partner is mad because you can’t have sex
Guy standing behind a podium: man I’m not prepared to back that ass up for my worms with polio charity speech

Yossarian: *whispers in his ear* B O N E R

Guy behind podium: AW SHIT NUGGETS, LOOKS LIKE I’VE FALLEN VICTIM TO THE OLE CATCH-69

Podium: *flips over violently and explodes sending wood fragments cascading throughout the auditorium*

Dunbar: my wife not sex with me

The end…?

Bugs bunny: ehh, SMARTPHOWNED.com

Asian street market vendor scratching her balls raising 2 kids on her own on account of 3rd world corruption wanting me to be her Dane cook: it was all a dream

Snow globe: farts
by Doomguy44 May 19, 2023
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Jarvo 69

India cricket legend. Well known for falling just 5 wickets short of a 5-for at Lord's and almost getting a tonne at Headingly before his marathon innings was cut short by the interventions of misguided stewarding staff.
Jarvo 69 would have stopped the Indian batting collapse if those stupid stewards hadn't carted him off!
by zchatm8 August 28, 2021
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Extended 69

Or /69/ is a sex position, just like a regular 69, but also being penetrated from behind by another person/s. Requiring 3 to 4 peoples.
Damn bro, 3 of my mates and I had an extended 69, no homo, ofcourse.

Extended 69 requires 3-4 people, kinda troublesome, but worth the pleasure.

Ashley, Courtney, Brian and I had a wonderful extended 69 last night, the girls as the core and us dudes from behind. (Could've wish I was in the core though with Brian behind me.)
by Hentai Nat August 31, 2019
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Takeshi 69

Some rapper Who ate too many skittles in jail
Dont eat too much skittles you will become takeshi 69
by Mythicburger December 11, 2019
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rocket 69

When you both blast off at the same during the sex position 69!
My boyfriend and I totally did rocket 69 last night. 3.. 2.. 1.. blast off!!! 🚀
by ZND June 18, 2022
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69 Dicktip

When two males are 69ing and only sucking eachothers dicktips
Yo Jude Marmaduke, you wanna 69 dicktip?
by analbeads4lyfee January 02, 2011
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route 69

When 2 people, preferably a guy and girl, have 69 with the girl on the bottom. When he jizzums, he turns around in a sitting position with his butt on the girl's face. Then he wipes his asshole on her face to her chest, make route 69.
EWWWW! you did route 69 ith your mom?!
by OWF March 17, 2005
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