Life

A disease with a 70-80 year survival rate.

Person 1: Yeah, I contracted life.
Person 2: Woah man, me too!

by BillyMcSaggyTits January 14, 2018

Life

A sad thing that is cruel and unfair.If you don't have one goof for you.

What's a life?

by idkwhatalifeis December 19, 2018

Life

Absolute shit.

Me:what is the definition of life?

Friend:Absolute shit.

by Ashley Candycorn June 13, 2017

Life

Life is a simulation in which you think you have emotions but there are all fake and the only way to get out of the simulation is to die.

get killed to live life right.

by Depressedmemegorl69420 December 12, 2019

Life

Depending on the individual, life is either the greatest thing in the world or the worst.

person #1: Ahhh, life is great, dont ya agree?
person #2: Fuck no. Life sucks

by isuckwithcreatingrandomnames August 31, 2012

Life

When something over the top happens in different situations.

Playing Street Fighter Alpha 3 Gold Max Stars, fighting Shin Akuma. Getting caught by his Raging Demon, takes all of your life.

Player: Omg he just did the Raging Demon...annnnnnnnnnd Life.

by Leanit August 3, 2008

Life

A black hole of nothing. It’s just sadness, anger, and confusion. I swear on my soul that life is hard and will always go back to the bad times. There are some ups and downs but you can never go up if you are not down first. The most important people will bail in you when needed the most and loved ones will die. Don't believe in life, just believe in now.

Everyone’s life sucks as bad as yours does.

by #suckish_selfies1215 May 6, 2018