Loves you more

It is scientifically proven that girls love the boys more. The boy is usually the one that leaves the girl first so that means the girl always wins the ‘i love you more game’

Ashley loves you more Kota
Oh jeez she’s winning the loves you more game

by The awkward Ashley April 17, 2019

Love Me Tenders

A variation on the Dirty Sanchez Named after the late Elvis Presley wherein a Mustache is replaced with Side Burns.

Oh man, I was tagging this bitch doggy style last night and I stuck my finger in her as and gave her the old Love Me Tenders

by DudicalDuude December 27, 2007

love a goat's anus

What I do every damn day. Mmm-mmm-mmmmm-mmmm-mmm!!!!

When you love a goat's anus ...

Its kind of like feeling a sweet nectar on your nipples, then having a corkscrew with vodka. Then promptly slapping your piece with a fish, and apply two knives, crossed like chopsticks on it until it bleeds.

by Dr. Reginald B Horny April 29, 2008

I love penis

Just look up "I love dick" because i dont feel like writing something, and its the same damn thing

I love penis when its next to me

by Darth That Makes Words March 17, 2021

Natalie Loves Hugs

She loves hugs. When you see her, give her a huge hug because she deserves one.

Person 1: I hugged Natalie.
Person 2: Natalie loves hugs.

by Mind Exploder March 2, 2022

Nathaniel loves Andrea

this is the one and only legit definition on the internet, iykwim

tinalo pa nito ang pagsisinta ni Rizal sa kanyang mga babae
dahil ito ay pag iibigang tunay

Nathaniel loves Andrea kasi totoo ito.
Nathaniel loves Andrea because why not?

by rekka ft kk July 16, 2019

Love after lockup

Train wreck

Have you heard they’re making season 3 of Love After Lockup??

by loveafterlockup February 29, 2020