fuck me on a mountain in switzerland

An exclamation used when extremely frustrated with oneself, usually after forgetting to use birth control and becoming pregnant by a European.

Friend - "I can't believe you're pregnant after having sex with that Italian guy."

You - "I know! Fuck me on a mountain in Switzerland!"

Friend - "At least he had a big dick, right?"

by bitchdivataytay February 9, 2008

jack me off faggot

used when someone brags about something or says somehitng that makes them sound like a comlete dousche.

I got a 95 on my final. Jack me off faggot.

by deke December 18, 2003

ask me out boots

Much tamer than "Fuck me boots" because the heel is shorter and less spikey. It is merely an invitation to ask me out and see how it goes. While less sexy than FMB they are much sexier than "Ignore me boots".

Dude, did you see Amy today? She has her ask me out boots on, I think I will.

by jamison313 July 20, 2008

fill me full of shit

When someone tells you a lie, you are being filled full of shit.

"I've got a 12 inch dick."

"Hey man, don't fill me full of shit."

by jordanc57 August 13, 2007

give me some butt

A way of saying 'give me a piece of ass'

Inmate1: Whatchu want, fool?

Inmate2: Give me some butt, nigga!

by Solja May 17, 2006

These pretzels are making me thirsty

From Seinfeld episode 3.11 "The Alternate Side". It was Kramer's line in a fictional Woody Allen movie and he kept saying it over and over in different ways.

It's doesn't mean anything other than what it says.

These pretzels are making me thirsty

by Hyperbaria July 29, 2008

are you dancing on top of me

a "hip" way of asking, "are you kidding me?"
is used as a lot of things becuase it is a sentence. so go suck my cock.

you: omg. last night i banged a fat dude. and it was amazing. his shlong was the coolest thing ive ever seen even though it had 3 fat flaps on it.
me: omg. are you dancing on top of me?

by fkjsda December 29, 2007