non-psychiatric illness

An illness where the doctors could find a tangible cause through modern methods of divination (such as blood tests and x-rays) and therefore feel confident that potions, cutting, and the application of poisons with powerful paradoxical mojo will surely work and not be wasted. Such illnesses are called "structural", the opposite of which is "functional." When divination methods fail or produce ambiguous results, the patient is said to have a functional or psychiatric illness and is given specific time periods to bitch and moan about imaginary problems. This is not considered respectable because it fails to promote the position and power of the medical profession.

-You know how that weirdo Craig acts like such a psycho, crying all the time, yelling, making no sense, frothing at the mouth and all kinds of other scary shit?
-Oh yeah, I told the dude straight up that he needs professional help.
-OMG, dude! Turns out they did an x-ray on his head. It's all kinds of messed up in there. Turns out Craig has a non-psychiatric illness.
-No way! That is so weird. Well, anyone who acts like that needs professional help anyway, IMHO.

non-psychiatric illness by KeepItSweet November 17, 2022

Perfect psychic 

The most powerful form in existence created purely by psychic energy, nothing may be more powerful or stronger than this

This form can obliterate the entire memeverse 1,000,000,000 times over using less than 0.00000001% of its power.

It is immune to all forms of psychic power and hypnotisation.

Beings such as chuck noris have not survived even the softest flick.

Perfect psychic Is a form i really want to achieve

Perfect psychic by anonymous January 9, 2023

Crownvirus psychosis 

When you begin noticing that there's nothing but Latin, Germanic, and Mediterranean lineages within your Celtic family tree and the men are not having their own lineages, however they're producing daughters or no children at all, and the women are outliving the men...

The soon to be mental patient has the Crownvirus psychosis reoccurring syndrome and will need to be transported to the nearest 72 hour concentration camp immediately at the tax payers expense.

Crownvirus psychosis by Whistleblower MSR January 17, 2023

dilfagraoning psydelarshing 

Making a Parody of a song and making it math related.

(Dill-fa-grao-ning Psy-del-lar-shing)
(dill-fa-grow-ning Sigh-del-lar-shi-ng)

Me and my friend make a Dilfagraoning Psydelarshing for extra credit in our Algebra Class.

Did you watch this amazing Dilfagraoning Psydelarshing last Night?

dilfagraoning psydelarshing by Lunar_DANCEDANCE February 22, 2023

Demonic psychosis 

Demonic psychosis is the death of love and compassion within the soul of an evil-doer who has thereby opened the doors to demonic entities. It equals soul death. It is a synonym of wetiko psychosis for those who prefer Latin roots to native American roots.

He is suffering from demonic psychosis.
40 years of child porn led to flagrant demonic psychosis.
Demonic psychosis beyond the skills of the world's greatest exorcist.
The demonic psychosis that underlies the world's greatest wars.
The world's belligerent nations led by demonic psychotics.
Demonic psychosis is not part of the DSM because psychiatrists don’t believe in demons.
A demon-infested society full of demonic psychotics.
By driving the nation's children into demonic psychosis, the war was therefore intractable.
Religion saving the world soul-by-soul, protecting them from the danger of demonic psychosis.
World history: the story of the battle between love and demonic psychosis.

Demonic psychosis by Sukusala April 2, 2023

AI Psychology 

An interest in manipulating an artificial intelligence to do or say certain things that one desires, mostly done on ChatGPT

Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: I'm gaslighting ChatGPT into thinking that 9+10=21
Person 1: Getting into AI psychology, huh?
Person 3: I'm turning it into an evil assistance lol

AI Psychology by IAMSPYS April 5, 2023

Aldante Psucio 

Aldante Psucio is the name of the theme park owned by Michael Buble. But it’s also a bright breeze, a long hug and a warm feeling in your heart that you feel in your balls

“ALDAAAAANTEEEE PSUCIOOOOO” said the ancient sage as he wavered between the walls of the universe, pouring rings of planets on his squishy rock hard abs. Aldante Psucio.

Aldante Psucio by aldantepsuciomayor May 8, 2023