by Tim-Dream June 17, 2018

me: yoo bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo
them: so your an autistic iron retart thats scream CHICKEN
them: so your an autistic iron retart thats scream CHICKEN
by uhpink December 14, 2023

Doing a Jamo is when one repeatedly calls one’s phone only to then hang up as soon as awnsered with the intention to get you to reply to their messages quicker.
by Dingdongdicka March 9, 2024

by ATCG April 6, 2019

Before I change my mind.
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Please please be on your way quick, I'm struggling ATM. I need...
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Please.
At 1 I'm going back inside.
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Fuck I hope you're on your way I can't stay outside much longer I'm going to be sick.
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Do you really?
Well, I guess I got my answer... Actions speak louder than words.
Thanks for showing me how much of a fool I am once again... I can't believe how stupid I am to fall for it again.
This fucking hurts so bad, you could've just told me the truth, I'm a big girl I can take it. But no, you had to make me so ecstatic, so excited and happy, and then rip it away and tear my heart out of my chest all over again. What the hell did I do to make you hate me so much that you keep hurting me? Don't worry message received, I'll leave you the fuck alone, you don't have to worry about me bothering you anymore
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Please please be on your way quick, I'm struggling ATM. I need...
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Please.
At 1 I'm going back inside.
**
Fuck I hope you're on your way I can't stay outside much longer I'm going to be sick.
**
Do you really?
Well, I guess I got my answer... Actions speak louder than words.
Thanks for showing me how much of a fool I am once again... I can't believe how stupid I am to fall for it again.
This fucking hurts so bad, you could've just told me the truth, I'm a big girl I can take it. But no, you had to make me so ecstatic, so excited and happy, and then rip it away and tear my heart out of my chest all over again. What the hell did I do to make you hate me so much that you keep hurting me? Don't worry message received, I'll leave you the fuck alone, you don't have to worry about me bothering you anymore
I love you. I love you too. Do you really or do I just fill a hole in your heart an empty space in your house? /Sobs/
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 13, 2023

by BeLovedPaint August 29, 2020

Friend- My parents are going to Florida and I wanna go dude
Me- things to do in Florida is a good list like first just leave bro
Me- things to do in Florida is a good list like first just leave bro
by Telling the hard truth dummy June 17, 2022
