stroking your cock

A term told to someone who is talking about how great of a person he/she is and how "great" their accomplishments were over and over again. This person seeking self satisfaction by telling everyone what they did. Often used when someone is seeking attention because of something great they did. Can be used hand in hand with "stroking his/her cock" when referring to someone else.

Tim: Yo, I did so good in my last game dude, that ball I hit still hasn't landed. I definitely won the game.

Mike: That's great now stop stroking your cock.

by Mikbizzle April 19, 2014

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cock meat sandwitch

what the inmates eat at Guantanamo Bay. Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (2008). it is another word for sucking cock

the inmates next to harold and kumar had to enjoy there cock meat sandwitch while they had to wait for big bob

by samtheman4808 May 6, 2008

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nigger cock slam

a term used to describe a massive cock slamming someone, typically derogatory

also an up and coming phrase for online chatting since it gets around word filters on such games as that in LOTR: BFME

bob: i own you
bill: NEVAR!!!!! i'll nigger cock slam your ass

by bob March 13, 2005

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suck satans cock

1. it means to "fuck off" in the nicest way possible
2. we dont like you, so fuck off

"hey Dylan, go suck satans cock, woulda already?"

by midnyghtcloud September 26, 2009

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Cock Block Platinum

When you cock block someone in a way which gets you some instead.

Josh: "When we rolled up to the park to fuck we scared away some other couple that was fooling around."

Fred: "Cock Block Platinum Dude!"
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Rupert: "Yah Sylvester was going to get some at the party but I was using his room with Natalie"

Eduardo: CBP motherfucka!!

by JB-G November 4, 2010

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