cunt with a spoon

when a woman of british decent has a curved receptacle utensil (preferably comically large and wooden, as if it could be used for paddling)

man 1: knock knock
man 2: who's there?
man 1: orange
man 2: orange who?
man 1: cunt with a spoon

by salviesez May 10, 2021

cunt swaggler

someone what holds cum in their mouth for a prolonged period for no real reason. they claim they do this for the nutritional value, however they will later store this for the next cum drought. This way they will have a monopoly on cum.

stop correcting my grammar you cunt swaggler

by LongShlongSilverssss January 22, 2020

Cunt monkey

Someone who is being even more of cunt then they usually are

Jon my god why do some people have to be such cunt monkeys

by Bobross4l1fe November 20, 2021

Cunt strap

A cunt strap is amazing word for a females underwear

As men struggle to determine what you call female underwear there is now a word you are welcome
Creater : Dylan the big cock friend
Also Teoman you stink u cat piss prick

“Hey sue what’s that in your drawer
“Oh it’s my new cunt strap”

by The abuse bastard October 5, 2019

Cunt Era

When someone is within a period of serving cunt

Sabrina Carpenter is in her cunt era

by Livanushka June 17, 2025

mc nasty cunt

A females/women gentiles being super nasty, but some what edible.

Yuck tyrone you have some hair in your gums did you eat tashas mc nasty cunt.

by Cum gums August 5, 2017

Bloody Cunt Muncher

Someone who frequently eat a lot of period blood off the female flower. I short a version of this would be a real man.

Man 1: Your a bloody cunt muncher
Man 2: Because I’m a real man and I did t with your mum last night nigga

by Mr Wet Pickle likes to Fiddle July 7, 2018