"two for one"

Also known as the shart

Laying on the couch after a wild night of partying, Shawn couldn't imagine things getting any better. While trying to squeeze out an sbd, a steady stream of liquid shit sweetened things right up to a "two for one" deal.

"two for one" by jessea April 5, 2006

twenty one pilots

Twenty One Pilots are a musical duo from Columbus, Ohio, formed in 2009. They quite possibly have the most irritating fanbase in the history of music, otherwise known as "The Clique", who call both Tyler and Josh "Smol Beans" and claim that TØP (the bands abbreviation) have the deepest vocals known to mankind. Not only that, but they deem their genre as something unintelligible simply because they venture into different genres for different songs and albums. First and foremost, they aren't emo. Having lyrics that focus on emotional topics with a sad tone doesn't make a band emo. Sorry 13 year olds, maybe add some Taking Back Sunday into your musical diet. TØP are best described as alternative hip hop or indie pop. Their music is nothing more than a 4/10 for me personally, sorry basic pre-teens.

Person 1: Who're Twenty One Pilots?
Person 2: An alt-hip hop band who use synthesizers and ukelalies.
Person 1: Huh, sounds interesting!
Person 2: Oh lord..
~ Person 1 listens to Vessel ~
Person 2: How'd it go?
Person 1: I feel like I've heard this on the radio for the past 10 years.
Person 2: Exactly.
Person 1: Yup. Most interesting lyric was "I liked it better when my car had sound."

Person 2: A bunch of Tumblr SJW people think they're deep.
Person 1: Oh, of course they do. Sing anything about a mental illness with basic chords and a simple drum beat behind it and they'll buy it.

twenty one pilots by theartofdrowning___ June 12, 2018

Your opinion that no one asked for

no one asked or cares

pineapple is good on pizza is your opinion that no one asked for

Your opinion that no one asked for by sub to R3protrevor March 29, 2020

WIZ*ONE

the most kpop fandom with clowns. stans the best girls. fan of the 4th gen kpop leader

When WIZ*ONE’s thought that a concept trailer will be released tonight but when nothing was released, they became clowns.

WIZ*ONE by kkurachan December 3, 2020

Curly One 

When a turd is curled out like a sausage into the bowl. This is a healthy turd unlike the creamy and crunchy ones. Only a curly one can be curled out, creamy and crunchy ones cannot.

Gareth liked to drop a curly one into Bens mouth.

Curly One by Ollie Kay February 11, 2006

Pour some out for one's homies

Pouring some out for one's homies is a ritual you do where you poor some of what ever your drinking out on the ground for some of the homies that you lost or for homies who are fucking idiots and pray for them cause they won't make it in life

"Why don't you pour some out for one's homies to remember our homie Rick."

Pour some out for one's homies by Iamsad June 11, 2018

da floppy one 

when ur playin holdem.. and u wana see the regular first three caRds

Matt.. hurry up and do da floppy one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

da floppy one by Trey Davis March 16, 2005