dick waddler

Somebody with a penis so huge he has to waddle

Barack Obama is a dick waddler

by kalixo May 14, 2015

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Dick Lick

Someone who likes to lick dicks

Yeah do you guys know Sarah? She's a real dick lick!

by Yonk June 2, 2015

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Happy dick

The feeling you get at the tip when you haven't been laid in awhile

I got happy dick when I realized I was definitely about to get some after many weeks.

by Carlos Barkbeer June 12, 2015

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Puckered Dick

Another term for a dick that has not been circumcised, for the tip looks puckered and unwelcoming to observers

I didn't fuck him last night because he had a puckered dick and after looking at it I was was just kind of into going home

by SPEEDYmcBALLS July 3, 2016

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The asshole in line at the counter of a convenience store who is oblivious to the growing line of customers behind them, while they continue to purchase more lottery tickets. Usually white trash as the main culprit, second place offenders are retirees. Problem amplified on pay day/social security check day.

What took you so long to get a loaf of bread?

Sorry, some line-dick was on a roll with scratch tickets.

by Grant Rampus July 11, 2016

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