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The friend who normally does the right thing... He/she isn't nessesarily a pussy bitch but he/she has morals and knows when to draw the line. The Morgan Freeman of the group will puff a j with you, but won't let you go driving around high off your tits
"Last night I honestly could've killed myself driving drunk if it wasn't for Johnny telling me it was a stupid fucking idea. We were so drunk and he still knew what to do! He really is a Morgan Freeman...
by SPEEDYmcBALLS July 3, 2016
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I didn't fuck him last night because he had a puckered dick and after looking at it I was was just kind of into going home
by SPEEDYmcBALLS July 3, 2016
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