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Unexplained Ball Pain 

a peculiar and very uncomfortable feeling in a man’s testicle(s). The origin of the pain is unknown but it is rumored to come from a clogged sperm duct or possibly blue balls. The only cure currently known is masturbation.
Sorry, I’m such a jerk today, Unexplained Ball Pain.

i came in like a wrecking ball 

A sentence used to show the destruction of property, people and/or brain cells
Person 1: oh my goodness! What happened to you?! You look horrible!

Person 2: I came in like a wrecking ball....

ball buster 

to jokingly annoy one's friend(s) by throwing insults or jibes meant to slightly annoy
after i fell on my ass and had to wear a butt-donut, my friend became an instant ball buster.
ball buster by matt c November 13, 2003

ball slapper 

A turd so long that when it breaks off, it falls foward and slaps you in the balls.
This burrito is going to turn into a ball slapper.
ball slapper by wg February 5, 2003

ball and chain 

someone or something that's keeping you from doing what you really want to do.

Also, Sublime and Social Distortion both have songs by the title "Ball and Chain," though the songs are different from eachother.
ball and chain by KBach February 6, 2008

buffet ball 

A delivery in cricket that is so poor, the batsman scores runs off it very easily. Used a lot by Ian 'Beefy' Botham.
And it's Clegg to bowl to Butterworth*. Left arm spin, short ambling run up, and it's hit for six. Buffet ball, help yourself.

*After being told just to block, Butterworth walked off afting facing two balls, stumped for six.
buffet ball by The Strut October 12, 2004