Fart bags are men who like to fart around other people. Farting and being a slob makes them feel manly. Other peculiar traits about fart bags: the majority of them are blue collar workers as you never find them in an office setting. They usually talk in a course sounding voice like they have a sore throat and they often talk about negative stuff. They have little to no morals. They often brag about things such as theft, time behind bars and getting into fights. They curse more than necessary. Every other word out of their mouth is “fuck”. Fart bags have a ripple effect on the environment and cause everyone around them to be in a bad mood. They brag about how much pussy they get but in reality they get little to none. If they get laid once a year they'll inflate that number and brag how they get laid all the time simply because they go to titty bars and look at porn a lot. They need Viagra to get it up. They bash anyone who isn't 100% straight. Also they like to make fun of anyone who they perceive as “weird” since fart bags are mundane dullards. Fart bags have a low intelligence and don't read any books. Fart bags wear shit stained underwear as they don't know how wipe their ass. Fart bags enjoy smelling other people's farts, since they're always farting around others, they're inviting others to fart around them.
by Bill Beef July 1, 2025
Get the Fart bagmug. by Pecsaying May 10, 2018
Get the Milk bagmug. A word that describes the action of getting down and dirty with a garbage worker. Any sort of sexual act with a garbage worker works. It is also describes the act of having oral sex with a teacher.
Hey math teacher! All I can think about is trash-bagging you. I’m gonna come to trash bag you tonight.
by yum yum sauce July 2, 2020
Get the trash-baggingmug. by Sparky Wolf Dream December 28, 2013
Get the vampire T-bagmug. A quote to be used when really confused. Just like a chameleon would be confused on what color to change into if it got stuck inside a Skittles bag, you are also confused as hell. You're a loser if you say something as simple as "I'm confused"
by Spencerrrrrrrrr008 February 18, 2022
Get the as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bagmug. by inmyduffy September 23, 2022
Get the In your bagmug. by Beckybeaver June 19, 2021
Get the Bread baggingmug.