cock smoker

someone who is a complete idiot.

john is a cock smoker, he couldn't answer one question correctly.

by Jeremy Douglas September 8, 2008

Cock Fountain

A word a dumbass in an art class created. The dumbass said the word after he thought that was what somebody else said. The person actually said Captain Falkan. The actual meaning is unknown.

JJ: ...Captain Falkan.
Gabriel: Did you say cock fountain?!

by Beaner_Jose November 12, 2008

rosado cock

a magical word that prevents the opposition from making their shots while playing ruit aka beer pong, it was invented in greenwich ct

we shut them out in ruit because we said rosado cock during everyone of their shots

by Mike Rinaldi November 6, 2007

Cock wobble

Your best friend,

Your a cock wobble

by Peniswrinkle April 21, 2020

cock knocker

any person who, if approached by a male unit, knocks the cock, in a way of personal pleasure.

introspectively: knocks the cock is to suck a penis using multiple pleasuring tools such as the saliva, and tongue. fingers optional

by tommy knockers June 11, 2002

Cock Face Hooker

One who gets paid to have someone smack them in the face with a cock.

I seen Melissa last week, she's a cock face hooker.

by Melissa's mom March 10, 2010

Cock of All Trades

1. A cock that absolutely all girls crave. Usually large in size.

2. A person who acts like a complete douchbag.

1. Wow, Devin has the greatest cock of all trades I have ever seen. I bet it could write a fifty chapter novel.

2. Tell Devin to stop being a cock of all trades. He won't stop throwing dead fish at me.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008