Wasp sex

White Anglo-Saxon Protestant sex. The most boring kind of sex there is. Missionary, 9 pm, lights off, maximum of 15 minutes.

Jade: I swear, if you keep acting like this, I'm giving you wasp sex tonight.
Ramone: Shit babe, sorry.

by Mr. Quell August 4, 2016

Sex Thug

Literally Aidan

Aidan, you’re such a sex thug!

by Griffin the Griffin January 3, 2020

Sex milk

Another word, albeit a long one, for cum, which is usually produced during a very long session of sexual arousal.

Guy: You wanna drink some of my sex milk?
Girl: Fuck yeah! I want you to cum in my mouth so hard
(Blowjob begins)

by Sim Pilot Adam T July 21, 2019

Wasted sex

Sex that could have happened, that should have happened but did not happen because the guy said or did something so incredibly stupid, and as a result turned the girl completely off and kill the mood.

Lisa : Hey Kristen. Did you ever hook up with that guy Brandon?

Kristen : Omg no way. My shirt was off and he started talking about how he kills puppies. What a night of wasted sex! He was hot till he said that!

by gemchic81 March 17, 2017

Eye sex

When you penetrate someone's eye hole with your cock

Bob: I'm going to have eye sex with you

by Bigsaucemeatball April 29, 2019

Lawnmower-sex

Lawnmower-sex is when you have a sexual attraction to lawnmowers. You probably like the smell of grass while you're fucking it.

Stop fuck lawnmowers you sick bastard.

Guy 1: Oh Garry what are you doing?

Guy 2: I'm trying to put it in.
Guy 2: Where? In the lawnmower?
Guy 1: Yes, I like the smell of grass while i'm putting it in. It turns me on.
Guy 3: I heard you like lawnmower-sex, me too.

by TheCheesyOne January 14, 2020

sex accent

Being able to tell what region or country someone's from by the sound of someone's sex noises.

My roommate was going to pound town on a Japanese chick last night. I could tell she was japanese by her sex accent.

by El Capitan Hefe October 20, 2022