sorry, i won't do it again

Something that depending on the person is either a fortunate truth or a spiralling lie.

Guy 1: bro don't do that
Guy 2: sorry, i won't do it again
3 hours later
Guy 1: bruh you said you wouldn't
Guy 2: sorry sorry i didn't mean it i won't repeat this
2 minutes later
Guy 1: i give up

by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 March 21, 2021

Doing a dan

Delaying your wedding due to covid and pissing off your friends in the process.

"Oh no, he's doing a dan, we're going to have to redo all the bookings for the villa and the flights"
"He's a right dan"

by Hawky1984 July 27, 2021

Do a David Cox

Shit myself whilst out running

I’m just popping out for a jog. Hope I don’t do a David Cox. Save me some Pampers.

by Sallad Nhoj March 15, 2024

Doing an Amanda

When you unleash a bowel apocalypse so sudden and powerful it could evacuate a stadium. A Category 10 Crapnado. Not a poop but a soul eviction. If you’re nearby, run. If you’re driving, swerve. If you’re Amanda, it is too late.

She tried to fart quietly but she was doing an Amanda. That carpet is never recovering.

by Bowel Inspector November 26, 2025

Doing a hasan

When you inadvertently mess something that would seemingly be easy to complete

Why did you colour the wall blue? The client wanted red!
“F**k, I done a hasan on that one”

“Lucky they corrected me, I was in the process of doing a hasan”

by Kayess88 November 26, 2023

Doing a Qasim

Accidentally ending up in a strip club.

"I got an interview for a club yesterday"
"Yeah? How did it go?"
"Aw mate, it went well but I'm doing a Qasim"
"Oh it's THAT kind of club"

by danceintherain0 November 8, 2022

Do

The beginning sulfegde on the major scale.

Do re Mi fa sol la ti do

by Winniespooh March 29, 2023