Do I want a bag

So you buy like... 2 weeks of shopping
You go to the checkout, And someone says "Do you want a bag"
DO I WANT A BAG?
OF COURSE I FUCKING DO
I AINT A GREEK GOD YOU KNOW WITH A MILLION FUCKING ARMS
I AINT AINT GONNA CARRY IT ON MY FUCKING BACK AM I.
OF COURSE I NEED A FUCKING BAG
CARRYING 2 PINTS OF MILK ON MY ARMS
2 FUCKING BAGS OF CRIPS
FUCKING 3 LAMB CHOPS
2 CHICKENS
3 BEEF
COURSE I NEED A BAG.
WHAT YOU THINK IM GONNA FUCKING DO? JUDGGLE THE CUNTS? I DONT THINK SO.

"Do I want a bag? Of Course I fucking do!"

by Zoe Flemming January 20, 2021

In the bag

Contrary to “getting the bag”, being “in the bag” references to being in a depressive episode, dissociative, or just generally sad.

Sorry for not responding, or for hanging out the past two weeks… I’ve been really in the bag.

by plant mother January 15, 2024

Bag in milk

An Instagram memes that make no sense

There's a pitbull in my bag in milk

by MetroGamezHD June 7, 2018

t-bag

in gaming, t-bagging is when u die u and are knocked and said person who knocked u comes up to u before finishing u, and they crouch crouch and un crouch repetedly, their fore rubbing der grubby,swetty balls on ur corps.

t-bagging,ooh look i knocked somone. ima go t bag em so i can rub my sweatty ass balls on da bluddy cunts face.

by the cod nerd definer June 14, 2022

whore bagged bitch

(whore-bag-id-bitch) someone who absolutely sucks dick and you hate so so much. basically a whole whore you just dislike with extreme passion.

leyla: my sister seriously took my green crop top and wore it to jake’s party. i can’t believe her.

emma: oh my god. she’s such a whore bagged bitch.

by taylor.4.2.0 June 4, 2020

Bag Waggin

When you see someone getting TBAG'd you spread the word and everyone starts TBAG'n each other.

Yo last weekend I was at a party and I saw this dime piece getting TBAG'd so I had to start a Bag Waggin and TBAG eryy one at the party

by $S.BeeZy$ February 24, 2011

Whore bag

A woman who has at least two illegitimate children by two different baby daddies, still lives at home with her parents, probably never went to college, is looking for a sugar daddy, but can’t stop sleeping around.

That whore bag is already collecting child support from two baby daddies and she’s still looking for a new baby daddy but she can’t stop sleeping around with a million other men.

by Rockedit1 December 26, 2022