Fool's love

When someone loves without needing to be loved back.

Person 1: Look at that guy there.
Person 2: The one staring at that girl who just slapped him?
Person 1: Yeah, ah, fool's love...

by FL!!!!!!! June 22, 2012

rift of love

(noun) when you and your lover both agree that if either of you could love the other anymore, you'd cause a rift in time.

girl: i love you too
boy: i love you so much that i think i'll cause a rift of love
girl: please don't. pigs may fly and i'll owe joey sex.

by sierra catherine October 12, 2008

True love

True love, as stated by Naomi Tse in November 2017, is the ethical concept of killing a bunch of babies to save your mum. That is true love.

Naomi just saved her mum by killing a truckload of babies. That my friends, is true love.

by Jelica Clarke November 5, 2017

love seat

where a lady gets on their man lap and does a dance

"cmon hun, lets get into the love seat"

by Jewels the mad-lad June 27, 2019

loving spoonfull

Heroin in a spoon.

Todd lit up a loving spoonfull last night at Tom's party.

by carl May 13, 2005

love at first sight

it does not exist. it is lust, people!

when girls say it was love at first sight, it is lust. they didn't fall in love when they first saw him; they just want his fat steamy dick.

by Dieje March 31, 2009

Middle School love

Not real.

"I'm in love with my boyfriend."
"What grade are you in?"

"8th grade."

"Are you kidding me"

"Its middle school love"

"get out"

by ThatRegularGirl May 28, 2016