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(And he's really good at skate three)
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by anonymous August 19, 2024
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In da modern-day parody on da super-famous Mother Goose rhyme, Jill may indeed have felt like she'd "hit da Jack-pot" when her "neck and giblets"-possessing walking-chum showed her da patch of Mary Jane dat he'd been cultivating, but she sure-as-shootin' didn't feel so lucky a short while after said horny stud had inserted one of said located-between-his-legs implements into her love-tunnel, when her abdomen started to swell!
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