Sweet ones

When Matt thinks he gonna get laid

“Are there any sweet ones”
“Yeah I see a couple”

by anonymous September 2, 2021

Hole in one

While jacking off you Jim into your belly button first.

Dave: I got a hole in one last night
John: Nice, we should go golfing sometime
Dave: oh I don’t golf.

by The dildo king July 12, 2020

yard one off

Masturbate

You gonna yard one off before the big date?

by gRegWord July 6, 2024

One Direction

Five liars

Friend: Hey aren’t you into that band, who are they?
Me:Oh you mean One Direction? Five liars.

by jessie072 April 26, 2020

No one

Someone that asked could be considered as no one because no one asked

No one asked

by Adamretakes June 4, 2022

No one cares

A psychological reaction to when a known individual repteadly boats about how great their life is on Instagram.

Look at my brand new shoes with my hottest girlfriend with all this cash.
No one cares.

by PseudonymsAreGay May 8, 2024

tzar one

the freshest and most burner of all the writers in the world

" Hey I'm just going to cap this throw"
"No don't! Thats tzar one the freshest and most burner writer of all time!"

by anonymous October 7, 2020