Simpscription

Your simping subscription for someone

"Every time we hang out, my simpscription is renewed."

by Bnfrze November 27, 2025

Simplify

OK

Hym "Let me simplify for you: You're a moron. Detain the person telling you not to come here and bring them to me. Make sure they are in cuffs so I know that it isn't a trap. And do it immediately. That's all you need to know. Any and all deliberation on the matter is meaningless as it's not going to affect what happens here. Quit stalling. Do the thing I said. That is as simple as it gets. Bring a chef's knife."

by Hym Iam December 11, 2025

Simple Steamer

An average sized log or small pile of excrement, steamy in nature.

“Just left a simple steamer behind that bush over there.”

by Militantswine6 January 12, 2026

jerk simple

the result of excessive masturbation, rendering abuser incapable of functioning in social situations.

As he stared at her breasts and muttered obscenities she wondered if he was retarded or just jerk simple

by pipedoc December 19, 2011

Palin Simple

A way of speaking that is very simple straight talk, almost retarded. You betcha.

the phrase "Buck up or stay in the truck." is very Palin Simple.

by geoduk March 14, 2014

paige simpson

A beautiful gorgeous young lady. A swimmer with one of the best asses around. A lady who should suck Joes dick

Paige Simpson is in love with Joe

by Ballslicker9836 February 22, 2015

The Simpsons

By far the most overrated, stale cartoon of all time. Even though some ideas are ripped off from the Simpsons in Family Guy, the Simpsons is basically like a less funny, less interesting version of Family Guy. The Simpon's humor is almost as bleak and uninteresting as the characters and plots are, making relentless attempts at providing something that's funny or even slightly ammusing and then failing miserably in the end.

-It's a shame that Matt Groening has wasted so much time with The Simpsons when he could of phocused more on his cartoon masterpiece, Futurama, a far better cartoon.

-The only reasons people and critics are so obsessed with The Simpsons is because it created the adult cartoon genre, everyone grew up with it, and it paved the future of adult cartoons despite the fact that it's a total piece of crap.

-The Simpsons may have created the genre but shows like Family Guy, South Park, and Futurama perfected the genre of adult cartoons.

by flemiod January 18, 2015