hung like a fish

To be hung like some fish means your penis is purportedly comparable not to that fish's penis, but to the whole fish. A Northern pike (Esox lucius), the species of pike most familiar to your average Brit, grows up to 150 centimeters (59 inches) long.

see preston over there he is hung like a fish.

by preston1234 January 6, 2023

Fireworks I Feel Like Glitter

a similar term for butterflys in your stomach when youre feeling flustered

Crush: I hope that we can be more than just friends..

Person: Fireworks I feel like glitter 😵 💫😳

by isa6elita August 25, 2022

RUN LIKE A DONKE

Run like a donkey is something I thought of, it defines a person telling another person to run fast, but in a more funny or interesting way

Person 1: RUN LIKE A DONKE
Person 2: bUt i aM1!1!!1!!
Person 1: e v e n f a s t e r

by Ninja Monke March 4, 2021

joel-like

a morbidly obese man with shitty greasy poodle like hair

wow that man in McDonald's is very joel-like

by al3x_col33 December 15, 2023

like trying to nail jello to a cat

A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.

John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.

by Brett’s Brain April 23, 2018

built like a pony

When the person isn’t big enough to be built like a horse so they’re built like a pony (usually a female)

She’s so jacked she’s built like a pony.

by Mmmmoooo September 27, 2023

spreading like wildflower

An unintentional distortion of the phrase "spreading like wildfire", which, oddly, is both poetically evocative and accurate in its imagery.

Anne would often say, of a rumor, a fashion or a craze, "it's spreading like wildflower", and he was too impressed by its inner truth and charm to ever correct her.

by Monkey's Dad June 12, 2021