Morning Glory

Waking up with a morning wood and going straight to a Glory hoke to receive oral sex

Damon: Hey did you make sure to take advantage of that morning wood you had?
Michael: Yeah I sure did! As soon as I woke up bricked up I ran to the local glory hole and enjoyed a Morning Glory!

by Jack Mihoffman January 5, 2025

Funroll Glorped

FL Basic Drums Intensifies

Ah yes my favourite song, Funroll Glorped

by Gkfifjophz January 25, 2025

George "Glomp" Washington: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that axolotsl are eagles.

Person 1: Are you a homo-sapiens who is addicted to knowing that axolotsl are eagles.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: George "Glomp" Washington: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

The Glorious Sons

The Glorious Sons is an amazing, insane band from Kingston, Ontario, Canada. They’re mostly known for songs like ‘S.O.S. (Sawed Off Shotgun)’, ‘Everything Is Alright’, ‘Heavy’ and ‘Mama’. They tour a lot throughout North American, Europe and Oceania.

“The Glorious Sons are just so good! Have you heard their newest song yet?”

by anonymous February 13, 2025

bombardier global 8000

The competitor to the gulfstream G800.

Both the bombardier global 8000 and gulfstream G800 are top-end flagship business jets that are as expensive as they look. Better have $75+ million to spare if u want either jet and thousands more to cover operating costs.

by smoking & vaping is for losers July 23, 2025

The Glocal

Receiving oral while sitting on the toilet, video-calling a foreign client, mid-explosive diarrhea, finish happens in the sink, and you accidentally wave to the Zoom room before realizing the camera’s still on.

“He tried the Glocal… now he’s single, blocked on Teams, and the janitor quit.”

by Nel Sanders July 31, 2025

Love Glove

A Condom

We're gonna do it the old fashioned way, and don't forget the love Glove

by pseudoapplealation August 1, 2025