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bag of hoe

An insult used to describe an ex-girlfriend in a relationship that ended badly
Dude hows Bri?
Oh! I canned that
"bag of hoe "
by Eugenedust February 21, 2009
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Bag Head Syndrome

When your head swells from drinking paper-bagged gas station liquor and it inflates like a balloon, while the rest of your body sheds all of its remaining muscle and you look like a stick figure otherwise. Bag head syndrome is PERMANENT, even when you stop drinking and your head shrinks back to normal, you still have a bunch of loose skin hanging from your noodle because it's permanently stretched out. You can visit a bag head removal specialist, but it's really expensive and no health insurance plan will cover the cost. You can also try mewing.
Allen Iverson's head so fat because of bag head syndrome, from all that liquor he be drinking.
by Obama Phone April 28, 2023
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BAG

An acronym for "basic Asian girl" meaning an Asian female interested in the most trendy clothes or food. They will moderate to heavy makeup, heavy emphasis on the eyes and eyelashes. BAG's They will have a foodie, fashion, or makeup Instagram or TikTok. They will say they aren't a model but will be actively chasing after social media sponsorships. Boba and/or soju will probably be flowing in their veins. A BAG's boyfriend will most likely have to learn how to take Instagram pictures and starve as they wait for food pictures to be taken.
"Oh shit, that BAG is hot."
"Careful, she's probably gonna love her IG account more."
by avengance1001 March 24, 2022
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Crap Bag

A gift Exchange among freinds and family of gifts that range from whimsical to humorous to just plain crappy.
The tradition began in the late 1900's with a selection of gifts consisting of common items with humorous notes attached. Typically the crap bag exchange is conducted during the Holiday season. Two decks of cards are required. One deck is evenly distributed among all persons present. Cards are drawn from the second deck and the person holding the matching card picks a present from the pile or steals a present that another person already chose from the pile. Once all presents are taken, they are opened and enjoyed or traded.
by DavesBrotherInLawMark December 28, 2013
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heafty bag

A heafty bag is for people with huge dicks
by Urgent6hzhgz April 20, 2017
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To bag

Sorry LindAH I got to bag on going to the gAHden with you tonight. My ma is havn’ Sunday dinnAH.
by bostongirl01 September 13, 2023
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douche bag

by victimofshittyguys May 27, 2022
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