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Jack

A very nice friend, In the case that I'm talking about. He is very smart, and funny. He has a very dirty mind but everything else about him is awesome. I feel really bad cause I just friend zoned him but I think he has forgiven me, Jack if you are reading this you are a great friend!!
JACK and I sat together at lunch.
by Phin lee November 14, 2019
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Jacks

The Best Bar on Richmond Row in London Ontario. Students that go to The University of Western Ontario and Fanshawe College love Jacks because it has no cover and is absolutely awesome.

The line moves fast, and the upstairs plays either house/electronica similar to Deadmau5 on Wednesday nights, and soft guitar music (Beetles, The Tragically Hip) other evenings.

Downstairs Jacks is appropriately Buck Wild, with the top mainstream hits, drunk as hell students, and pool tables. There is a small squished dancefloor where guys grobe and girls all try to escape and dance on boxes from these octopus men.

Be Warned: The two bad things about Jacks are
1) They are strict on underage IDs

2) The bouncers like to beat the shit out of people and exert their bouncer power
Tanya: Where should we go tonight?

Wesley: It doesn't matter we know we are going to end up at Jacks.

Tanya: True, but Jordan got the shit kicked out of him there the other day

Wesley: Oh Well, he was probably wasted as usual, Jacks is still the best
by ilovebarslikeachamp December 16, 2010
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Jack

Another accessory Apple has deemed unnecessary
by TheoryOfNow June 18, 2021
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Jack

Jack is a super awesome person with a big pp. Jack is super lit and is super funny.
by Urban Bro December 27, 2019
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Jack Crowley

"finabache sequence " - Jack Crowley in Mr Robertsons class
by Heisenberg_Fan1994 December 13, 2022
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The Turbo Jack

The act of shoving a remote control toy car up your lonely, hairy ass. You then use the remote and drive the car further up your ass while the other hand slides up and down your cock. Make sure to use dish soap as lube. Simply cum 8 times in a row, shove your hand back up your ass and gently remove the toy car (if ass is dry, use your own cum to lubricate the lonely, hairy asshole).
Yo I’m so lonely I resorted to doing The Turbo Jack. Took me 4 hours to finish the process but worth it in the end because my sister enjoyed watching.
by mali69 August 21, 2024
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Royally Jacked

Fucked up beyond the definition of words, while trying to convey in a professional and concise manner that it cannot be repaired and/or remedied in a short span of time, because of an outside circumstance or obligation.
I have royally jacked my shoulder working the past week with a rotatory cuff injury, because I needed to pay my rent and couldn't afford time off work. I'm going to need to take 1 - 3 weeks off work for it to heal correctly.
by Royal Jack January 7, 2023
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