ass-faced to the wind

in a state of complete confusion and/or fluster

I'm so ass-faced to the wind right now I don't even know what's going on!

by Joshula January 31, 2008

Omlet Face Mask

When Someone Pisses And Cums All Over Someone's Face

Bro Did You See That Omlet Face Mask That Jack Gave Katie
Yeah I Did

by SMARTBOYYYY August 29, 2022

twit face account

Noun. A social networking site account which is usually signed up to by people who don't undertand the consequences of using social networking. eg, posting photos of themselves drunk which could potentially prevent them getting a job.

I'm not signing up to a twit face account. I don't want my details going around the world.

by babooshka_uk August 16, 2011

Parenthesis Face

Any person, usually an elderly individual, whose facial creases create the shape of parenthesis on either side of their lips.
These "parenthesis" run from the base of one's nostrils to the chin line, placing one's mouth within a set of parentheses.
It is a very unattractive feature, and usually causes one to appear puppet-like, with the chin and lower lip creating the lower part of a puppet's mouth.
Usually obnoxious, rude, obtrusively religious ex-English, now-substitute (sometimes single-school exclusive) teachers possess such a trait.

That parenthesis face really said "God bless you and save you" when I sneezed!
I can't believe she doesn't know how to look through her glasses instead of over them!

by Ryan Is Blessed and Saved October 23, 2008

First Face

1. n. a very well endowed person; someone having a large penis

2. -ed adj. the state of being very well endowed or having a large penis


on a scale of first-third, First face is the largest possible size of penis.

1. Susan slept with Travis, and our suspicions are confirmed. He is DEFINITELY a First Face!

2. Everyone says that boy is so First Faced, it's SCARY!

by MahBFiz1stFace October 16, 2008

Orgo Face

The facial expression made upon the climax of any such sexual encounters

Kenny: "Yo, how was your night with Barbara? "
Cthulhu: "Great,...Well until I saw her Orgo Face. Now I have Herpies"

Based on a true story. Get tested today.

by Google+ December 9, 2016

diet face

A very simple yet effective insult directed towards people who both purchase and drink diet/caffiene free/ or sugar free drinks. And who are as well vegitarian, or eat healthy.

A: Hey guys look at me, i bought a pepsi max!
B: Shut up Diet Face

A: I'm full, want my tofu.
B: Sorry i don't except crap from you diet faces.

by Tyson Sinclair November 7, 2008