pee like a Russian racehorse

A medical condition describing the copious diuresis experienced by postpartum women about 6 hours after delivery.

As a nurse, you should expect the new mommy to pee like a Russian racehorse within the first 24 hours after delivery.

by InstituteOfNursingParlance September 07, 2019

Much like the Irish

Parker is gay

Dude I'm so tired,
Much like the Irish dude.

by BruceDaCariboo March 15, 2018

Aged like Fine Milk

When something aged so bad it's actually good.

Kwite: "The SSSniperWolf situation can't get any worse"
Random guy in the comments 2 years later: "This aged like fine milk"

by theboxmann October 18, 2023

balls like mashed potatoes

Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.

Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!

by DaveDH June 14, 2024

Chill like a vegetable

To sit there and do nothing. To be lazy, chill and relax.

I am going to get a blanket, sit on the couch and chill like a vegetable

by Beckman5_01 February 08, 2024

Bippin like a cheech

To talk shit about a irrevelevent subject

Yo dawg quit bippin like a cheech before I smack you

by February 01, 2023

@moon..likes..minecraft

A person with so many platonic husbands like its not even funny.

“Hey, did you hear about @moon..likes..Minecraft’s first husband?” “Oh god, I thought there was only one”

by Tonylopezsharts is gay December 29, 2021