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rational blue balls

The extreme mental and sometimes emotional frustration that comes from trying to reason with someone who is not using rationality to drive their decisions (e.g. religious fanatics, conspiracy theorists, etc.)
John: Hey have you heard about this documentary called "Plandemic" - it's about how THEY created the coronavirus in order to enslave us with a vaccine that everyone "has to take".

Peter: What the fuck are you talking about John? I watched it and it's clearly horseshit. No one in that video is credible and almost all of them have been debunked as crackpots elsewhere...why are you telling me about this shit?

John: Dude, you don't understand, THEY have a plan and we are going to lose our freedom, bro. Why can't you see? Don't be a sheep, man!

Peter: Thanks John, now you've given me rational blue balls. I need to go talk with a reasonable person and maybe I'll feel better.
by weyus May 7, 2020
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kelly blue balled

When a seller overvalues their vehicle in comparison to Kelly Blue Book
James Kelly Blue Balled me when he priced his car $5,000 above market value.
by AtomicLegend February 19, 2020
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Musical Blue Balls

When you attend a live musical act expecting to hear a certain song along with other great songs but the performing act does not play said song.
"Fuck! The Ghost Inside didn't play "Deceiver," my musical blue balls are off the fritz right now"
by jdrummerb December 13, 2014
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Beach ball buttcheeks

a girl who is thick but still has no ass.
"damn she got the beach ball buttcheeks."
by ferencyfingerer May 16, 2023
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Blue balled Bell

When your teacher runs out of the class room doing the little dinky hold run so you go over to the staff room and hear the vice principal moan super loudly and you hear your teacher say “UGH SORRY BBG I HAVE…BLUE BALLS 😔”
“HAHAHAHAHAH JESSICA OUR NEW NAME FOR MR. BELL IS BLUE BALLED BELL!!”
by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021
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Ball Sweat Soup

To have the temperature and humidity so high that you sweat enough in the nether regions to make soup broth.
Geez Thom, it's so hot today that I'm able to make ball sweat soup, from my ball sweat...
by Litespeed61 July 25, 2016
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Ball dropping season

The season where a boy in middle school leaves over break with his balls dropped, a deeper voice, an Adam’s apple, and hair in his ass
His voice hasn’t changed but it’s ok it’s not ball dropping season
by Maryjuliana September 5, 2022
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