g lock syndrome

When you snap a guy & he looks hot sometimes & fugly the other times.

Emma “he’s hot af”
Maddie “I guess but he has g lock syndrome”

by pussygalore.88 June 25, 2022

Gay Entitlement Syndrome

When a person who is gay or is of some other nonstandard sexual orientation believes that they deserve absolutely fucking everything under the sun because they are different. They are exactly the reason why gays/bi's/whatever get such an awful rap.

Pride month is basically the pinnacle of Gay Entitlement Syndrome. You're not special just because you're attracted by people of the same sex; you are not above anyone else.

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 5, 2022

Tony Hawk Syndrome

An acute testicular medical condition where one's balls twists 900 degrees inside the nutsack.

My friend Danny is in the hospital, He suffers from Tony Hawk Syndrome.

Oh shit, he has the Tony Hawk's?

by Boris Rachmamnin Lagusnikov September 11, 2021

Short dick syndrome

A disorder Irish and Asian guys have.

He/she was making another lame, unoriginal attempt to embarrass the Irish dude about his short dick syndrome, even though the guy had already been aware of his short dick before it was brought to his attention. When was he/she going to come up with something other than the same kind of exhausted, dull insult the guy had not already heard thousands of times, said by thousands of people.

by The Original Agahnim August 20, 2021

broken heart syndrome

a syndrome you can get because mtfas wanna keep breakin’ ya heart n shi

“i have broken heart syndrome because of these hoes”

by thismypseud0nymm November 30, 2021

Michigan Down Syndrome

The syndrome common to female inhabitants of the state of Michigan.
Key characteristics include pronounced forehead and face that seems to be sucked in by the mouth giving a bitter look.
Some say that the patients look like relatives of hulk hogan.

Tom: Yo did you just see that chick, she must have just bit into a lemon or something cause she looked rediculous.
Lane: It wasn't a lemon, she just has a bad case of michigan down syndrome.

by alpa_chino October 16, 2008

fetal awareness syndrome

a syndrome linked to a fetus becoming aware while in the womb. Usually accompanied by symptoms of hyper intelligence and hyper lethargy.

Ben has fetal awareness syndrome. He is really lazy but smart.

by Neil Bartlett April 5, 2006