Peel Cheese

Cheese that can be peeled into strings. Usually mozzarella; generally found in stick form.

Can also be referred to as “cheese string”, or “string cheese”.

What’s that cheese that you can peel into strings? I’m trying to prove a point here—- so what’s that called?

Peel cheese.

No. No one calls it peel cheese, just like no one calls it cheese string. Ever.

by Stashish July 22, 2025

Flat Cheese

Slices of cheese; often prepackaged as slices.

What kind of cheese do you want on your sandwich?

Flat cheese.

by Stashish July 22, 2025

Golden cheese cookie

The sexiest woman to ever live

I love golden cheese cookie awooga

by GoldenScientist July 22, 2025

Pleaseburger cheese

Misspelling of 'Cheeseburger please'

*Pulling up to drive thru*
"Can I get a Pleaseburger cheese?"

*Driving out*
"FUCK!"

by Goot_63 July 22, 2025

Swiss cheese

Swiss cheesing refers to the gentle act of pinning someone to the ground and railing them from behind

“Dude, Aaron Swiss cheese’d his girlfriend so hard, that she cried”

by Kayney July 31, 2025

Smegma Cheese Sandwich

A sandwich made by putting smegma in a womans ass, letting it ferment for 1 week, and extracting it. Then, take earwax and mix it with the smegma, and ejaculate on the mixture. Served on wonder bread for the best taste.

Guy: I'm down to eat a smegma cheese sandwich with you.
Guy 2: Man what the fuck? Dont talk to me again!

by Shakespeare dihh August 6, 2025

chopped cheese

adjective
someone so unattractive both physically and personality wise that the use of ugly doesn’t even begin to describe it.

1. *someone on a reality show is featured
“CHOPPED CHEESE”
2. “Girl, stay away from him he’s chopped cheese.”

by jabalcoffeehouse August 11, 2025