zombie erection

When you're totally sleepy but you've got a wild boner.
Some time just fell asleep with the erection, and it stands right there, a zombie erection (zombie boner).

- Man, we take a few pics of you last night, you had a zombie erection, lol!

OR

- *YAWN* You shouldn't peek under the blankets, I've got a zombie erection

by NeatWolf May 29, 2014

zombie soda

After a day of two of sitting in the fridge in a fast-food styrofoam cup, a soft-drink loses its spirit and becomes a zombie soda -- a flat fizz-less drink that tastes bland and undead.

This 7-Up's been in my fridge since Monday. I guess it's a zombie soda now.

by Smilodactyl222 March 8, 2015

Zombie

When you accidentally swallow your own cum.

Guy 1: Did you hear about that guy who pulled a zombie twice in a row?
Guy 2: Yeah, that was sick.

by bbocchann January 28, 2017

zombiefried

completely incoherent due to alcohol and drug use, unable to function mentally

I don't even remember what happened at the club last night, I was zombiefried.

by troyklapperich February 1, 2017

zombie cough

When you hear someone coughing and think it sounds like something that could start the Zombie Apocalypse.

Last night I went to the store and everyone was Zombie Coughing and had to get out of there before I caught the plague.

by Brook Byrnes March 28, 2017

zombie piss

Is a reference in movie called the wraith. It is referring to the brake fluid that skank drink

Packard Walsh: Skank, do me a favour will ya? Get rid of that zombie piss you're drinkin' before it turns you into a mushroom!

by callmethemotion October 23, 2017

Zombie wank

When put your hand in a bucket of ice for 15 minutes and have and wank

I got so bored the other day, that I got the ice bucket and had a zombie wank

by Crimpingshrimp November 8, 2018