what the fuck do you want from me?

what the fuck do you want from me is a phrase used when you want to say what do you want from me but you decide to add a cuss word into the sentence.

what the fuck do you want from me?

by AngelXX M December 6, 2020

do you know what i mean like

An unintelligent filler phrase used by people who like the kardashians. It adds zero value to a conversation.

Yesterday my cat ate the dog food, do you know what I mean like?

by KardashianLover3142 May 21, 2016

How do you like them Apple

This is what you say to someone who's Macintosh computer just crashed so to remind them that owning a Mac doesn't make them better of a kind.
Essentially the Good Will Hunting version of "on Linux that wouldn't happen".

Bob {presenter}: "To conclude this talk let me show you..."

{Clicks his MacBook to switch to next slide in the presentation when the computer crashes and a white screen fills the conference room, while he fumbles in a futile effort to fix it}
Alice {from the audience}: "
How do you like them Apple?!"

by Clit Teaser October 2, 2016

Do you want to take a shot at the title?

Do you want to take a shot at the title?
Is what you say if someone hits you. As you might have inadvertently angered them, you say "okay, I'll give you that one for free" insinuating that the next one will cost you.

My dad's new wife pissed off a bikey. He had words with her, and I might add 'not very nice one's'. So my Dad picked up a bar stool and wrapped it around the guy's head. (Do you want to take a shot at the title? Did not apply here in this instance) So he had to lay low for awhile till the bikey got over it.

by Bryn Benn April 17, 2020

Do you know vot time eet ees?

Eet ees time for a TOTAL RECALL in Kaleefonia!!!

I vill tuhrminate Gray Davis!

by Bleurgh Resurgent January 27, 2005

do you still sit when you pee?

What one says when you think the other person should have learned how to do or already done by now. It's used as an insult to tell the person theyre pathetic.

50 year old: I've never had sex.

30 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?

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25 year old: I havent passed my drivers test.

16 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?

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9 year old: I dont know how to ride a bike.

6 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?

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8 year old: I dont know how to tie my shoes.

5 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?

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German Guy: Ich habe die USA eingewandert und ich habe seit zwanzig Jahren höre und ich weiß nicht, wie noch Englisch zu sprechen. (I've immigrated to the USA and I've been hear for 20 years and I still dont know how to speak english.)

USA Guy who understands German: Do you still sit when you pee?

by Do YOU still sit when you pee? August 23, 2009

I sleep in a racecar, do you sleep in a racecar

1.Last resort phrase used in an argument to try and gain ground when otherwise utterly defeated.

Made popular by Kirk Van Houten when trying to find something that Homer would envy during his new divorce.

Kirk VanHouten: I sleep in a racecar, Do you sleep in a racecar?
Homer: I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

I just got a new job and a new car...what's up with you?
I sleep in a racecar, do you sleep in a racecar?

by Jackdrnkrno7 March 12, 2010