Weaseling

When a dog stands on his hind legs and peers over a chair arm or across the table at something. The effect is of a weasel popping up to look at you.

Nosey was weaseling. She stood on her hind legs and looking over the side of the recliner quickly to see if there was any food in it that she could quickly grab.

Also, when Nosey was playing in the deep snow, she would stop and weasel around to see where she was,and then continue on with her snooping.
This is a non sexual definition.

by mageepet September 10, 2012

taint weasel

1.a person who enjoys sucking taint. similar to cum dumpster or even cock sucker.
2. used to compare a person's body odor to that of a taint

my ex-girlfriend jackie is a taint weasel. so is jamie.
mike, he is such a taint weasel.

by harry paratestis January 21, 2006

Grot Weasel

1) Character of ill repute

2) A much maligned stink horn (ie a cheesy muck raker, or a batter wrangler)

3) State of ones penis, having engaged in anal intercourse, a la un gritty wick

1) "Look out, here come the fuckin grot weasel"

2) "She hent washed in a while, check out the state on ma fuckin grot weasel"

3) "Cor my weasels all grotty."

by Earl of Grot February 1, 2008

The Weaver

When you ejaculate in your hand in the midst of a sexual act and slap the person across the face with the semen filled palm.

Last night my girlfriend was the unsuspecting recipient of The Weaver.

by David Duchovny March 6, 2009

screech my weasel

To take a exquisitely satisfying piss.

I got up after sleeping for 14 hours and immediately schreeched my weasel.

by fett alf June 15, 2004

Screech the Weasel

1) v. to masturbate, particularly used when referring to male masturbation.

2) v. to stimulate another's penis manually.

1) Did John come to school today?
-Nope, he decided to stay home
and screech the weasel to some
Czech transsexual porn.

2) She hit me in the face, so I
made her screech my weasel for
forgiveness.

Nota Bene : When used in the past tense, screech is not conjugated as "screeched," rather as "scroche," (pronounced "skROACH."
I heard Bob went over to Susan's.
Did they fool around?
-Nope, they just sat in separate
rooms all night and silently
scroche their respective weasels.
Ha, Bob gets no play.

by DasProfezzional May 4, 2005

Weaver

(1.) A brat. Someone who essentially poops on the party.
(2.) Someone untrustworthy. Someone who steals frequently.

(1.) We were all having a good time but Tyler was just sitting there being a weaver for absolutely no reason!

(2.) Someone stole $160 dollars from me. I'm gonna find out who that weaver was and get my money back!

by fly_ass_mamacita October 18, 2009