Belgian Waffle Iron

When you bust in a girls face, and you hit her with a tennis racket so that the ridges resemble those of a waffle iron.

Wow, Bobby just gave Kate a massive Belgian waffle iron!

by R4G1NGERM4N1 November 13, 2011

Sexual Waffles

When two waffles low each other very much and create a baby. Can be used as a random phrase.

"Sexual Waffles," the guy on the bus screamed.

by sheerio1234 May 1, 2016

Street Waffle

A piece of poop on that has been stepped on, smashing it into the imprint of a shoe sole.

Goddamnit, I just made a street waffle. My shoes are gonna smell like shit all day.

by Kazooble October 10, 2016

Whiffy Waffle

Smelly Vagina

That Girl Has One Whiffy Waffle

by CarFlo_Is_Bae July 4, 2016

Cum waffle

A person who is being irritating or stupid. Cum waffles are the definition of the person who wants to leave the party early and never answers your texts.

Last night Kristen was being such a cum waffle I wanted to punch her in the face

by emma sinclair November 3, 2016

Twat waffle

Someone who is a absolute idiot

Andre is being a freaking twat waffle

by Debbiedukes January 18, 2017

crab waffle

A crab waffle is a waffle that basically includes the waffle batter with crab meat added. It was a meal invented by Iggy Azalea in the year 2015 and it quickly became a world favourite dish.

Quote from Gordan Ramsay 'Mmmm, these crab waffles are num num, the lamb sauce got nothin on this shit ma nibba england is ma city'

by WoRdO_jOe October 23, 2017