boot in vag

the art of shoving a boot inside a female's genitals.
andrea: hey man, what did you do with your girlfriend last night.
joey: totally gave her a boot in vag.
by andreaaa69 October 17, 2008
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Vag-tastic

1. Fantastic in a vagina sort of way!
2. A song by DesandNate on YouTube
Dude, that's vag-tastic! (Vagina-licking frensey!)
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Flappy vag energy

Them weird bitches who SWEAR theyre the shit
Mackenzie kept bragging about the fact she could take “my man”. Boy she must be a GODDESS .

She gives me flappy vag energy
by Have him January 21, 2021
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Road to Vag Cig

Noun: a process by which an individual seeks to achieve gaining access to a vag cig ( a vagina that smells like a cigarette). This process involves deep meditation, laser focus and very hard work. Only the most elite poon hunters can endeavor such a difficult struggle.
Butler nems: Ay nigga, whats heater nems gettin into these days??
Koala Dawggie: Yo Kunt, that mangina boys on a quest for a vag cig. Hes been hittin that road to vag cig like a true nig. Day and night hes out there huntin through all them stanky vags lookin for that true perfect vag cig. He aint gonna stop til he hits that cig stankin pussy.
by ballplayer182 May 6, 2022
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potato chip vag

A vagina that when explored via the mouth tastes like salt and tin foil.
"dude that chick Georgia had a potato chip vag"
by poosang November 5, 2014
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Vac-O-Vag

When a girl is having her period and is using a tampon, you go down on her and suck the tampon out of her vagina. It then becomes a Reverse Vac-O-Vag if you shoot the tampon back into her mouth when you kiss her.
Greg: Dude, Sarah was having her period so I tried to Vac-O-Vag her.
Nick: That's awesome, did you do a Reverse Vac-O-Vag?
Greg: Well, she wasn't actually using a tampon, so the blood just kinda went into my mouth...
Nick: Dude that's gross.
Greg: I fucking loved it!
Nick: We're not friends anymore. Sorry.
by Chode Master Flex December 13, 2008
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Vag clap competition

Originated in Brisbane, Australia.

When two or more women have to one up each other. This is usually done through verbal combat, where the second woman will try to discredit the first with an equal or better story. The first woman will generally retaliate, with a further ‘one-up’ and so it continues.

This is called a ‘vag clap competetion’ because the one-upwomanship is like watching two women clap their vagina’s at each other - completely useless and no way to win an argument.
Susan: I got this dress for a bargain! It was on sale.

Claire: Well I got a new dress, and the sales assistant through in a pair of shoes for free.

Susan: well I saved so much from the dress being on sale I could also get this handbag and a scarf.

Claire: well the sales assistant also gave me a $50 voucher.

Brian: for goodness sake, stop having a vag clap competition!
by Lifeisacunion November 19, 2018
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