ur mom 

An insult usually meant to make you mad because your mom is often times the person who gave birth to you, and you "love" (or hate idgaf)

1) Ur mom is such a slut like you that why your dad didn't come with the milk.
2) "Is that Mr. Wilson?" - Girl 1 "No, its ur mom!" -Dumb Bitch

ur mom by .sewer rat. April 16, 2022

ur mom 

Ur mom is a simple comeback used in practically any scenario after a insult or just something that works with the joke..

Friend: Hey what are you doing after school
You: ur mom

You: hey man last night was so fun
Friend: what was last night
You: you mean you didn't hear me and ur mom in the bedroom??

Friend: hey whats up
You: ur mom

ur mom by Nonmar April 16, 2022

Ur mom 

Typically used by weird fortnite kids (or any other cringe kid) and is used to insult another’s mother

Lil Timmy: ur mom is gay!
Lil jimmy: bro are you like 10

Ur mom by Meme broski April 17, 2022

ur mom 

jdisb e d

usheve d. ur mom.

ur mom by Tiwwy April 17, 2022

ur mom 

THE ULTIMATE COMEBACK

Person 1~ "you are ugly!"
Person 2~ "ur mom"

ur mom by ANIMEBITCH1 April 18, 2022

ur mom 

used for any type of comeback, very effective

guy 1: good morning neighbor
guy 2: ur mom

guy 1: dies of ass cancer

guy 3: what are you doing today

guy 2: ur mom
guy 3: gets cancer and dies

goes to school theres a shooter

shooter: everyone dont move

guy 2: ur mom

shooter: dies but gun goes off from dropping it and guy 2 gets shot

guy 2: ur mom~
school nurse: comes in clutch with an ice pack
everyone: starts to lose hope
guy 2: gets up and walks it off with ice pack
everyone: cheers

ur mom by currently shitting? April 19, 2022

ur mom 

A common response people use for annoying, small, or silly questions. The phrase "ur mom" probably came from yo mama jokes which have been around longer than many of us have been. "ur mom" is, simply put, an extraordinary creation. People who use this phrase are highly intelligent contrary to popular belief.

person 1: hey, have you seen my glasses?
person 2: no, but you know who has?
person 1: who??
person 2: ur mom
(this is the only thing i could think of even tho, i too, use this intelligent phrase daily)

ur mom by totallynotarella April 20, 2022