by Cummaster69 December 14, 2010
Get the Manly Unicorn Of Science mug.A man performing anal sex with his wife, while she is in the reverse cowgirl position and without it having to be his birthday. Very mystic ,mythical and rare!
"Dude, how was your weekend?"
"Awesome! Had sex with the Wife and finished her off with the
Rear Naked Unicorn!"
"Awesome! Had sex with the Wife and finished her off with the
Rear Naked Unicorn!"
by GeoGuyofSanPedro August 23, 2010
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imadewd (8:12:54 PM): I am Barry White
starrynite771 (8:13:06 PM): Cool
starrynite771 (8:13:12 PM): Nice to meet you
starrynite771 (8:13:18 PM): Considering you died a while ago
imadewd (8:13:21 PM): i tell you very deep like "Ah yeah baby, i am a unicornasaurus"
starrynite771 (8:13:06 PM): Cool
starrynite771 (8:13:12 PM): Nice to meet you
starrynite771 (8:13:18 PM): Considering you died a while ago
imadewd (8:13:21 PM): i tell you very deep like "Ah yeah baby, i am a unicornasaurus"
by Tree-Fitty November 30, 2005
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my sorry D&D character died today in battle, so i went out to let off some steam, and all of a sudden this unicorn appeared out of nowhere! i love unicorns!
by hotasset January 17, 2008
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nobody listens to unless they either want to laugh or want attention. The only band member doesn't look completely like a fucktard is probably Jon who just looks like a generic emo kid other than that they all look pretty frikin retarded hey at least they don't look like Black Veil Brides but seriously I listened to them once and my bleach ran away, my wife left me, I got terminal ear cancer, my computer killed itself halfway into Problem, the bank took my house for having a horrible taste in music and now all my cells turned into cancer cells and all my melanin left my skin because I could not live with this kind of music anymore and so I'm transparent now, and since all my brain cells are gone Igh forgt gow teo spel:
nobody listens to unless they either want to laugh or want attention. The only band member doesn't look completely like a fucktard is probably Jon who just looks like a generic emo kid other than that they all look pretty frikin retarded hey at least they don't look like Black Veil Brides but seriously I listened to them once and my bleach ran away, my wife left me, I got terminal ear cancer, my computer killed itself halfway into Problem, the bank took my house for having a horrible taste in music and now all my cells turned into cancer cells and all my melanin left my skin because I could not live with this kind of music anymore and so I'm transparent now, and since all my brain cells are gone Igh forgt gow teo spel:
If you listen to Black Veil Brides or unicorns killed my girlfriend you can automatically turn in your scene card or emo card exchange it for a retard card.
by A kid who knows a thing or two July 16, 2017
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An abundance of unicorns, as such would be found in the black forest of Hogwarts, (pre-Voldemort, of course)
An abundance of unicorns, as such would be found in the black forest of Hogwarts, (pre-Voldemort, of course)
" oh my God, its a Unicornucopia!!!"
"Where do you think i could find a Unicornucopia? I need to catch a unicorn to get his horn. Its a present for my girlfriend...no big deal..."
"dude, did you see that Unicornucopia heard hauling ass away from that girl? No way SHE'S a virgin...."
"Where do you think i could find a Unicornucopia? I need to catch a unicorn to get his horn. Its a present for my girlfriend...no big deal..."
"dude, did you see that Unicornucopia heard hauling ass away from that girl? No way SHE'S a virgin...."
by Kaydeeface December 25, 2009
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5)Don't think about sex & have actual lives to live.
6)Retain their physical beauty longer.
1)Live longer lives, because testosterone is an aging booster.
2)Don't grow hair on their backs & chest.
3)Don't get receading hairlines.
4)Don't pester their wives in bed.
5)Don't think about sex & have actual lives to live.
6)Retain their physical beauty longer.
by Allaiyah June 24, 2004
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