turd twat

eloquent term for the anus. Usually used in a sexual context, denoting the ability to perform sexual intercourse on said anus similar to that of the twat.

Millie was on the rag so I banged her in the turd twat instead.

by DasItManeZane July 25, 2016

T.K Twats

Being pissed off because you can't find your size in T.K Maxx ..

John "I Went shopping for a coat at T.K Twats and couldn't find my size, everything is either x small or xxxx large"
Steve " it's a designer outlet for midgets and giants lol "
John " most of the time I can never find what I want, that's why I call it T.K Twats ":-)

by TrousersPants October 1, 2018

Smug Twat

Smug Twat

Someone who plays a really good prank or wind up on another person, BUT then they do not shut up about it and go on and on about their victory all day.

I wish Charles would shut up about that wind up earlier.

I know, he is a real smug twat.

by Poco Girl April 14, 2015

Belgian Twat

A word used to insult a Belgian

Example: Open your eyes you Belgian Twat

Conversation Examples:
Gordon: Where's JP? JP?
Jean-Philippe: Yes Chef?
Gordon: What is that? (Referring to Barrett's writing)
Jean-Philippe: Sorry Chef
Gordon: Yeah, hey, take him and you back to Belgium you Belgian twat.
Jean-Philippe referring to Barrett: Yeah thanks a lot

by Ralph_69 August 25, 2022

Twatted out

The feeling of being tired of Twitter or uniterested in tweeting.

I am canceling my Twitter account. I am twatted out.

by Twila Magoo July 17, 2010

twat brie

Vaginal secretion, very similar to Fanny Batter, except exclusive to French ladies.

Cécile stayed the night, we had some cracking sex but it took me several washes to get her Twat Brie off my black bed sheets.

by Jam Warm October 6, 2016

Cyber-twatting

The act of setting-up or establishing a Twitter account in name of someone other then yourself without their permission or knowledge.

Cyber-twatting is illegal in California.

by Sweet River C June 11, 2009