The Exchane rate in ratio form of how many local girls banged are equal to a Turkish girl. Famously Turkish girls are hard to bang so the closer the ratio to 1:1 the harder to bang.
by Scots September 19, 2016
Get the The Turkish Exchange Rate mug.A vigorous style of masturbation, where the person or persons performing said act tightly grip the head of the penis in both hands and hammer up and down the shaft as if they were flattening a mighty slab or steel.
I met this girl last night and after a few drinks she took me back to her place and laid down The Turkish Hammer on my cock... vicious!
by Jason Royle April 30, 2008
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A life changing experience that can be acquired at your local gas station. A smooth square that really sooths you after work; a perfectly sized cigarette that has a nice mild flavor.
-Would you care to join me for a smoke
-I'm trying to quit
-What if I told you they were Camel Turkish Silvers
-Well then of course I will
-I'm trying to quit
-What if I told you they were Camel Turkish Silvers
-Well then of course I will
by Sam258 December 9, 2008
Get the Camel Turkish Silvers mug.A well-used, ill-kept monstrosity of a quim that wouldn’t look out of place on either a Picasso painting or on the side of a rugby player’s head. The resemblance to a sack of offal is accompanied by a smell that can only be described as “like Captain Birdseye’s arse”.
"Fuck me Colin, she had a fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window! Couldn't make head nor tail of the bastard"
"Serves her right for having seven kids”
"Serves her right for having seven kids”
by Burro's Dead Nan November 28, 2006
Get the fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window mug.Exceedingly old cannabis that has become dry, clumpy, and strong smelling. When smoked, is very harsh and dry, causing irritation of the lungs and excessive coughing.
Term originates from the concept that smoking this kind of cannabis is akin to having an angry Turkish baby thrashing around in your lungs, as Turkish stereotype lends itself to hairy arms and fits of convulsion-inducing rage.
Hence, a small baby with hairy arms thrashing around inside your lungs is a suitable comparison for smoking cannabis fitting the above description.
Also to mention, excessive coughing during smoking any cannabis leads to a more intense high. Adding to this weed's tendency to become more potent the dryer it becomes, Angry Turkish Baby will cause a very severe and lasting high, especially to more virgin lungs.
Term originates from the concept that smoking this kind of cannabis is akin to having an angry Turkish baby thrashing around in your lungs, as Turkish stereotype lends itself to hairy arms and fits of convulsion-inducing rage.
Hence, a small baby with hairy arms thrashing around inside your lungs is a suitable comparison for smoking cannabis fitting the above description.
Also to mention, excessive coughing during smoking any cannabis leads to a more intense high. Adding to this weed's tendency to become more potent the dryer it becomes, Angry Turkish Baby will cause a very severe and lasting high, especially to more virgin lungs.
MAN 1: Man, I lost my entire bag of kush at Steve's.
MAN2: Well, I've got about a 1/4 left over from Halloween last year.
MAN 1: Man, that stuff has become Angry Turkish Baby by now.
MAN 2: Beggars can't be choosers. Try not to loose your bag next time, moron.
MAN2: Well, I've got about a 1/4 left over from Halloween last year.
MAN 1: Man, that stuff has become Angry Turkish Baby by now.
MAN 2: Beggars can't be choosers. Try not to loose your bag next time, moron.
by Iron Penguin January 10, 2011
Get the Angry Turkish Baby mug.Cyprus is Turkish is a code phrase for homosexuals which actually means "I want to have gay anal sex". The phrase fist appeared in 1974 and it is very common in Turkey, since Turkey is said to be the most LGBTQ+ populated country in the Balkans.
by Nick the historian January 21, 2022
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