turd handler

for lack of better words, one who is a complete fucking douche bag.

"Jared ate the last piece of pizza." "That guy is a fucking turd handler."

by rob metzgar January 15, 2009

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blunt turd

The tobacco that is taken out of a cigar when preparing a blunt.Often times it retains the shape of the cigar... you get the picture

Its the same every Saturday Morning beer bottles and blunt turds everywhere.

by Anonymous June 28, 2003

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Urban Turd

"Cool" people that dress in brightly coloured "stylish" clothes. Some will even go to the extent of wearing small bags on their backs on a night out.

"check out that Urban Turd"

"What an Urban Turd"

"He must listen to Dubstep"

by Mr.Heinz October 07, 2009

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torpedo turd

A (usually large) turd that lands head first in the drain part of the toilet, half of it already disappearing into the drain.

I started the day with a perfect torpedo turd and launched that baby right out to sea. I am the Captain of the Bathroom!

by ia52601 April 28, 2014

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turd puppy

Its a piece of poo thats shit of by a puppy in the shape of a poo puppie and u think its cute cuz u dont know its poop and u go near it to inspect only to find out that its attacking ur face tryin to killl u with its smell and turdy ness
thats when u realize and say ahhh damn turd puppy

Aw, look at that cute puppy; wait a second, that's a turd puppy!!

by psychoOCD1234 March 01, 2010

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