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Total Tosser

Somebody who abuses or tries to destroy any form of kindness, love, admiration, friendship, generosity or patience from you towards another human being.

A cheat liar or scammer that plays around and is unfaithful or somebody that has no feelings for anybody other than themselves.

A company that offers you a product that is either not fit for purpose or a service that is below expected standards or a cap wearing gold badge chasing employee who thinks the buck stops there.

It could simply be a partner who has treated you so badly that they do not deserve a piece of your heart or a company that refuses to accept they are in the wrong and try everything within their powers to stop you achieving satisfaction.
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total lunar eclipse

also known as a blood moon because of the moon's deep red color. An extreme lunar eclipse when the moon is completely within the shadow of the earth. Total lunar eclipses occur on an irregular cycle, averaging out to about once per year. Folklore has it that time travelers make contact on the night of the total lunar eclipse.
- Tonight is a rare Blood Moon — caused by a Total Lunar Eclipse!

- Good to know!
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totally bored right now

You know I am too. BORED. but if you think you aren't bored and you are just curious to find out what's in the dictionary, you must be REALLY FLIPPING BORED!
Jenny: I'm curious what is in here!
Bob: sorry you're totally bored right now
Jenney: HUH?!
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Totally Tappable

A word that means a girl, or guy is worthy enough of having sex with.
Guy 1: Hey bro, u see that girl in the mini skirt?
Guy 2: Hell yeah! Dude, she's Totally Tappable!!!
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Total Ruxpin

Total Ruxpin - a high level staff member of an organization, who spouts off nothing but precanned, corporate BS at all of the employee meetings and press events. A real braindead douche-bag just reciting crap, waiting to getting his ticket punched, so he can get his ass promoted again.
That new Superintendent of schools in Nevada sure is a Total Ruxpin!
by Thetommeister May 18, 2022
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total arse bastard

Some one who is a total arse and a total bastard, so therefore a total arse bastard
"Clive is such a total arse," said Peter.
"Yeah and he's a total bastard too," added Dudley.
"I think he's a total arse bastard," concluded Derek.
by Dark Therapy February 4, 2009
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Total Ed

Total Education (known as "Total ED", or more commonly "Total" by its students) is an alternative learning facility located in Vancouver, British Columbia, for students that aren't compatible with mainstream school. It hosts grades 10 to 12.

About 80% of the students there smoke cigarettes. About 95% are actually really fucking nice people. There's a lot of metalheads and artists.

Generally, the typical student at Total will have had either drug issues, mental health issues, behaviour issues, etc. Our school's a little crazy. But we like it that way, and being around people who have struggled with the same things you have is extremely therapeutic.

The general attitude amongst the students is that they love their school. You always hear people saying how much they like it here. Our school was hosted at Tupper for a while because our school had a fire, and pretty much everybody completely hated it and all the students in it. But we're back, and everyone's happy.
Guy1: Hey, what school do you go to?
Guy2: I go to Total Ed. It's fuckin' awesome.
by littledeath August 19, 2012
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