The act of an infuriating, needless foul while playing a football game such as fifa or pro evo. Usually while the opponent is through on goal. Such action usually results in a violent verbal attack on the offender and a virtual red card.
Martin Tyler: "Oh, HES THROUGH ON GOAL HERE!"
" That was a rather reckless challaenge whats he going to do?"
Offended player: "What in the F***"
Person standing watching: "What happened?"
Offended player: "He f****** tom robbinsed me again.."
" That was a rather reckless challaenge whats he going to do?"
Offended player: "What in the F***"
Person standing watching: "What happened?"
Offended player: "He f****** tom robbinsed me again.."
by Schcufflesz November 1, 2009
Get the Tom Robbinsedmug. Similar to Tom Foolery by name.
A false interesting, important, or appealing story derived specifically from the situation at hand.
A false interesting, important, or appealing story derived specifically from the situation at hand.
OBSERVER: Those jagged rock cliffs look dangerous.
TOM: Those rock cliffs are the leading cause of death in the Sespe County. FALSE. (Tom Fiction)
-OR-
TOM: Those rocks cliffs are home to an abundance of fossil records dating back to the pleistocene era, and are the highest point on earth where fossils from that era can be found. FALSE. (Tom Fiction)
-OR-
TOM: Those rock cliffs are where I proposed to my last girlfriend. FALSE. (Tom Fiction)
TOM: Those rock cliffs are the leading cause of death in the Sespe County. FALSE. (Tom Fiction)
-OR-
TOM: Those rocks cliffs are home to an abundance of fossil records dating back to the pleistocene era, and are the highest point on earth where fossils from that era can be found. FALSE. (Tom Fiction)
-OR-
TOM: Those rock cliffs are where I proposed to my last girlfriend. FALSE. (Tom Fiction)
by Launchpad13 May 26, 2009
Get the Tom Fictionmug. The best guy like ever in the world
Dead fit
Can't find any faults
Wants to be an actor
HILARIOUS MAN
beautiful inside and out
Dead fit
Can't find any faults
Wants to be an actor
HILARIOUS MAN
beautiful inside and out
Girl 1: Hey do you know Tom Smith?
Girl 1: Nah who's he?
Girl 1: Oh only the most amazing guy ever!!!!!!!11!!!!1!!!
Girl 1: Nah who's he?
Girl 1: Oh only the most amazing guy ever!!!!!!!11!!!!1!!!
by IlikeCHEESEalot November 9, 2011
Get the Tom Smithmug. by Balllickerbrown May 23, 2022
Get the Tom MacDonaldmug. A Tom McCosker Is a cool dude with a 8 inch cock. Girls think they’re a nice guys and love when they make them laugh. Even though a Tom McCosker has lots of girls to talk to he always puts the bro’s before the hoes. A Tom McCosker Loves memes and has great relationships with your girlfriend. They also like playing the guitar more than sex.
by I’m the truth January 20, 2020
Get the tom mccoskermug. 
A Tom diamond is when ur take a shit so large it ruptures ur asshole so much u get a male period aka bleeding from the tip this is a very dangerous manoeuvre or thing to be around as ur think it last normal but once u realise it A Tom diamond if proper fuck
by badass4523 August 19, 2019
Get the Tom diamondmug.