Bigger Thomas

The act of suffocating a white woman with a pillow and cremating her body in a furnace, as in the novel Native Son.

"How did your date go with that girl last night?"

"I didn't really like her much so I decided to Bigger Thomas her."

by BlinkinCard4 May 31, 2009

Janelle Thomas.

Part A; Janelle is of Hebrew origin meaning God is gracious.

Part B; beautiful and ambitious young lady who has a smile that shines brighter than the stars in the heavens

Janelle Thomas. would you be my Valentine?

by Gstopner February 11, 2013

Dean Thomas

Small Penis. When a Penis is too small to be recognised as a "John Thomas" it is referred to as "Dean Thomas".
See Penis, John Thomas.

Did you see Justin Beibers package? It turns out he does have a John Thomas, he only has a Dean Thomas!

by Plumbsack December 16, 2015

Benjamin Thomas Swadling

An absolute gaylord. Ben loves the sensation of a nice long penis being inserted inside of his anus, as he moans in joy. He also has a child rape fetish in which he chains children including his 6 year old girlfriend to his spider man bed.

Hey, have you seen that gay kid Benjamin Thomas Swadling. Don't let your kids near him, he has the tendency of pedophilia.

by Larry Von Barry September 16, 2019

Thomas

The hottest kid ever. He has an amazing personality and lives in a rich house in islip. i would love to go out with him.

thomas your so funny, omg ily.

by Freddy poop January 10, 2009

Thomas Jefferson

Thomas Jefferson founded The University of Virginia in 1819. UVA is the number two public school in the country and is ranked 23rd nationally at the same level as Georgetown. This beautiful school is rife with tradition and beauty. All one needs to do is walk around grounds on a spring day to see way all of the students at this storied institution love their school. The traditions at UVA are interesting and unique. From streaking the lawn down to the statue of Homer then kissing him on the bum and then running back up to the rotunda to say goodnight to Mister Jefferson to steam tunneling in the underground system of tunnels which brings heat to the buildings around grounds. Students here are committed to learning and improving the world around them. Some famous graduates of the University of Virginia include Katie Couric, Robert F. Kennedy, Tina Fey, Woodrow Wilson, and Tiki Barber. Students can be seen at all hours of the night at the 24 hour University library, Clemons, studying and writing papers. These students committed to excellence, have a no cheating, lying, or stealing policy institutionalized in the honor code and upheld by the honor committee. This single sanction code ensures Professors can trust their students and that students can trust each other. Those members of the University community who cannot abide by the honor code are removed from the University. Most students love the honor code however and would not get rid of something that makes their school unique. The University of Virginia is one of the best schools in the world and the premier undergraduate experience.

TJ was also the third president, he helped write the declaration, and he was the president under which the US bought half of its land mass (the Louisiana Purchase). He also had many other contributions. UVA is the best though.

Person One: Who is your favorite President?
Person Two: Thomas Jefferson
Person One: Why?
Person Two: I go to UVA. TJ's my homeboy

by UVAgirl March 12, 2009

thomas

verb.
A way to say that something is fucked. Bonus point when a person names Thomas fucked it up.

"I heard that Alex's house got thomas'd."

"I was playing my 3DS when Thomas thomas'd it. Now I can't play it anymore."

by msum June 25, 2016