Period-squirts

When a female is on her period and farts, the blood often makes a noise once the gas from the anus hits it, making it sound like a squirt.

Angie: * Period-squirts*

Lucy: "OMG WAS THAT SHIT!?"

Angie: "NO! I'M ON MY PERIOD!"

Lucy: "Oh! It must have been Period-squirts . My bad!

by Kazcaz September 6, 2016

Murphy squirts

Diarrhea at the absolute worst time possible.

"I'm on a first date, hottest girl I've ever gone out with, we go back to her place to fuck, and just as I'm about to cum I get the Murphy squirts. Painted a path from her bed all the way to the toilet. I guess she didn't see the humor in it, cuz she didn't want a second date..."

by Bottom-feeder Beater February 18, 2022

Squirting

Squirting is when Nico does her little naughty time a produces a vast amount of Liquid from Nico's kitty that will one day flood the ocean. #WAP #WATERWORLD #BALD

''Nico you flooded the ocean stop squirting!!!!"

by Easportsisuckondic August 11, 2022

Saginaw Squirt

Saginaw squirting is the act of inserting mentos into a woman’s vagina and proceeding to fill the vagina with Diet Coke. The liquid that sprays out as a result is Saginaw Squirt.

I met this hottie at the bar last night and she took me back to her place and sprayed my face with that Saginaw Squirt.

by dswee June 12, 2025

Squirts

When one has had to much liquid and to little food.

I had the squirts last night.

by It mom January 26, 2020

Donkey squirts

When a person has cramping in the stomach, as well as unholdable, uncontrollable diarrhea to the point where it makes you vocal

"Aaaaugh eeeeoooohhh"

I got the donkey squirts last night after eating that crunchwrap Supreme

by Yunglummy June 1, 2025

Squirt gunned

The art of getting squirted on multiple times while sounding with a 9mm bullet

Me and my military gf squirt gunned last night

by Niggerslayer718 August 12, 2025